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Doctor there is a problem in the cockpit. What is it? It's the room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits. But that's not important right now!

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12 minutes ago, Flysmallie said:

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking... We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused, this is due to periodic air pockets we encountered, there's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Assume your crash positions!

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You ever seen a grown man naked?

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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I could make a brooch or a pterodactyl.

And Leon is getting Larger!

Alright boys let's grab some pictures.

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Jim never vomits at home..............

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."  George Carlin

"The only money ever wasted is money never spent."  Me.

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