Favorite Movie Quote?

[rps]

One movie, many memorable quotes. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die", "As you wish",  "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", "Turns out your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive."

[Quillback]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

“Well boys, we've got three engines out, we've got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower, why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... But we've got one thing on those Ruskies… At this height, why they might harpoon us, but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!”

 

[Flysmallie]

Probably my all time favorite. And it's a long one. But I'm a huge fan of Tarantino, and Samuel L. Jackson, and especially of Jules Winnfield. 

I'd say the filters Phil has in place are going to make a few changes.

Quote

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that monkey dodo for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your posterior. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his posterior. But I saw some monkey dodo this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous posterior in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that monkey dodo ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

 

[moguy1973]

 

[patfish]

My co-workers use this on me a lot.  

[Mitch f]

“I knowed you was crazy when I saw you sittin there”

Carla Jean Moss

[ness]

'Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me!'

[Quillback]

Lucky Day: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

[Quillback]

efe: We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!

El Guapo: How many piñatas?

Jefe: Many piñatas, many!

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A plethora.

Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

[ness]

43 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

“I knowed you was crazy when I saw you sittin there”

Carla Jean Moss

'What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?'