Dang Old Woman

[oneshot]

My Mother in Law was being mistreated by her Son and has Glaucoma.

Told my wife no person should put up with this. So we fixed her up an Apartment in our Garage.

She has never liked me first because of my Race,  then my Past, my Religious Beliefs , then my Political Beliefs.

Since I have been laid up with one Arm she has been fast to calling me lazy because I don’t do some stuff. I have been told to stay out of the way.

Water line broke I drained the hole. Son came over to dig it out and fix it. She got on to me because I didn’t dig it out.

Yesterday she said she didn’t know why we had someone else cutting our wood that I was able to cut wood.

I know be good but it is hard at times. Oh now she is saying she moved here because I was going to Nursing Home and she came to help my wife.

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[cmoore03]

It is my humble opinion that you need an agent as a TV series based on your trials and tribulations would be a definite winner, putting the old Beverly Hill Billy's to shame. You would be rich in no time and I can't wait for the first episode, you could both write and direct, double dipping. 

[oneshot]

3 minutes ago, cmoore03 said:

It is my humble opinion that you need an agent as a TV series based on your trials and tribulations would be a definite winner, putting the old Beverly Hill Billy's to shame. You would be rich in no time and I can't wait for the first episode, you could both write and direct, double dipping. 

Ah people would take it as fake and I don’t do fake.

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[Terrierman]

4 hours ago, oneshot said:

Ah people would take it as fake and I don’t do fake.

oneshot

Why would you start caring now about what people think?  Right????

Call it "True tales of Oneshot"  or "Tough times call for a tough guy".  Or "A lesser man might complain."

[oneshot 1]

Oh I have a Journal.

I had to laugh one time me and my Ex went to her Uncles. Me and her Aunt got to talking about something. My Ex started kicking me under the Table. I asked what that was about? I thought you was lying to me. My wife now just shakes her head. After 35 years she knows better.

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[oneshot]

I got to thinking. I’m 66 she is 86 to her I’m just a kid.

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[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, oneshot said:

I got to thinking.

That's where I always go wrong. 🙄

[oneshot]

20 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

That's where I always go wrong. 🙄

Is that why my wife always goes Oh!Oh!

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[snagged in outlet 3]

1 hour ago, oneshot said:

Is that why my wife always goes Oh!Oh!

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That’s her boyfriend’s name 😆