Pomeranian

[fishinwrench]

That'd be grounds for immediate separation if it happened in my house.

[oneshot 1]

54 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

That'd be grounds for immediate separation if it happened in my house.

What about me giving away my Pickup?

Supposedly I gave my Pickup away but have a SUV that I'm not allowed to drive. 

Traded a Boat for a Tractor but I can't run a Tractor. 

I  should think though at my age if something messes up you stay away. 

Just because SONIC don't put their order signs far enough apart or you lose your Pickup or get lost in your Pickup.  It is automatic NO.

If you tend to lose balance and fall you don't need to be in a Boat.

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[oneshot 1]

Oh this is good I'm babysitting my future Daughter in Law. 

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[MOPanfisher]

I think you have been tricked.  That dig is not for your travel companion.  I suspect it's job is to just be around you and when you fall or get lost in the yard it will set there and bark that annoying little bark they have.  Folks could just ignore a regular dog but when that dog/rat is barking somebody is going to come looking to shut it up and find you lying there.  All in all not a terrible plan. Might be simpler to just put Life 360 on your phone and hang the phone around your neck.  Or maybe a tracking collar, doubt you need the shock version any more!

[oneshot 1]

The one I'm taking care of is named Peaches. 

I'm thinking name mine Killer and put up Beware of Dog signs.

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[BilletHead]

15 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

The one I'm taking care of is named Peaches. 

I'm thinking name mine Killer and put up Beware of Dog signs.

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             Good one!

[Ham]

We have three Poms. Ours are Great Little dogs with a lot of personality. I wouldn’t trade them for anything and I was VERY skeptical when my wife got the first one. 

This is my boy Biz. He has the heart of a Lion and is Very loving. 

[BilletHead]

47 minutes ago, Ham said:

We have three Poms. Ours are Great Little dogs with a lot of personality. I wouldn’t trade them for anything and I was VERY skeptical when my wife got the first one. 

This is my boy Biz. He has the heart of a Lion and is Very loving. 

                He could earn his treats and gravy train if he could point sculpins though. 

[Ham]

15 hours ago, BilletHead said:

                He could earn his treats and gravy train if he could point sculpins though. 

He’s actually a pretty good squirrel dog. Sees them as well as Bella does and will follow them from tree to tree. He would have to be trained to bark at them though. He’s a Silent Runner right now. Bella will bark em up once they are isolated to a tree though. 

[Quillback]

The folks that lived down the street from me bred Pomeranians, well the wife did.  They have since moved away, but the wife was thinking of breeding them again.  Anyways they had a couple and if they were outside and saw me, they'd come running towards me barking all the way.  They were combed out like cotton balls so you could not see their legs while they were running so it looked like they were levitating over the ground.  

Big panic one day when one of them disappeared, turns out the dog hid underneath a bed, but for several hours the search was on!