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9 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Do you realize imported Beer don't have twist off caps?

oneshot 

Luckily Tylenol and Advil do, since 3-5 sips of any imported beer gives me an instant headache.  

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Well I figured out why it don't have twist off Caps.

It will kill you. I was drinking and eating Watermelon last night. 

This morning I found myself setting on the stool with bucket at hand. 

Starting to feel better but still can't eat. 

oneshot 

Posted
18 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Well I figured out why it don't have twist off Caps.

It will kill you. I was drinking and eating Watermelon last night. 

This morning I found myself setting on the stool with bucket at hand. 

Starting to feel better but still can't eat. 

oneshot 

Marinating the watermelon in Everclear or Vodka has that effect on people.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

Posted
2 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Starting to feel better. 

Ate many spiked Watermelon and I don't remember this.

oneshot 

 

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"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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Not good with the runs. Got lucky last night was coughing and farting thinking oh oh but was all good. 

Before that sat up in Bed it wasn't good. It is harder for me to get up than normal people.  I have to use leverage of my legs to get up.

Use a Lift Chair sometimes not near fast enough. 

Good thing I'm wearing disposable Underwear.  I have a Valve by one nut I need to open to pee I thought great I can wear regular Boxers.  Found out twice in town with Boxers my Valve just opens on its own.  Not good peeing yourself in town. 

oneshot 

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