Happy Happy Happy

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Just got through reading Happy Happy Happy book about Phil Robertson. 

Interesting. 

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[fishinwrench]

What's interesting?    That he went buck wild middle-age partying and being an irresponsible idiot until he practically lost everything......Then miraculously "found god" ?   

Who hasn't ?     

I'd rather read YOUR book about doing the same.   Get busy writing !  👍

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On 8/3/2023 at 10:14 AM, fishinwrench said:

What's interesting?    That he went buck wild middle-age partying and being an irresponsible idiot until he practically lost everything......Then miraculously "found god" ?   

Who hasn't ?     

I'd rather read YOUR book about doing the same.   Get busy writing !  👍

Thing is you know they would list it as fiction heck people see me do things and they say I didn't. 

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[fishinwrench]

If I ever get to the point where I can't do anything physical, I'm gonna write a book or two.  My momma and two of my teachers from middle and High school (all devoted readers) always encouraged me to.   They said I had writing skills.   🤔 

One of my books might be an armchair psychological examination of simple-minded douchebags like Phil Robertson.  😅

[Flysmallie]

9 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

 

One of my books might be an armchair psychological examination of simple-minded douchebags like Phil Robertson.  😅

I’d read that. 

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Phil has a Master Degree.

Like a guy told him one time he was like a Terrier. Not as dumb as you look. 

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[fishinwrench]

 

There's this single dad with three kids. One day, the circus comes to town. The guy says, "Come on, kids. Let's go to the circus."

So they get there, and they sit in the front row. The elephants come out, the jugglers come out, and the clowns come out. One clown says in a funny voice, "Uh, can I have a volunteer from the audience?" The father says, "You know what? My kids would love this. Sure, clown, I'll be your volunteer."

The father steps up to the center ring. The clown puts his arm around him and says, "Excuse me, sir, are you a horse?" "Well, no, I'm not a horse." "Are you a mule?" "Well, no, I'm not a mule." "Then you must be a jackass!"

The crowd goes wild. Everyone is in tears laughing, except for the father, who is humiliated. After the circus is done, he says, "You know what? One of these days, I'm gonna get that clown back."

The next day, the guy goes to the local community college and enrolls in a class in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. Two years later, he earns his Associate's degree. However, he says, "No, I'm not done yet."

He stays for three more years and earns his Bachelor's degree in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. However, he says, "No, I'm not finished yet."

He stays for two more years and earns his Master's degree in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. By now, everyone's starting to really take notice of the guy. However, he says, "No, I'm not the best yet."

He stays for two more years and earns his PhD in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. He's the best mind that community had ever seen. He's written a definitive thesis on the subject.

One day, the circus comes back to town. The guy says, "Come on, kids. Let's go to the circus." Now, these kids are all high school age now, so they don't wanna go to the circus, but the father is really adamant about it, so they go to the circus and sit in the front row. The elephants come out, the jugglers come out, and the clowns come out. One clown says in a funny voice, "Uh, can I have a volunteer from the audience?" The father says, "Sure, clown, I'll be your volunteer."

The father steps up to the center ring. The clown puts his arm around him and says, "Excuse me, sir, are you a horse?" "No, I'm not a horse." "Are you a mule?" "No, I'm not a mule." "Then you must be a jackass!"

Once again, the crowd goes tomatoes. The father waits for everything to die down before turning to the clown, sticking up the bird and saying, "Hey, F¥€ k you, clown!

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50 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

 

There's this single dad with three kids. One day, the circus comes to town. The guy says, "Come on, kids. Let's go to the circus."

So they get there, and they sit in the front row. The elephants come out, the jugglers come out, and the clowns come out. One clown says in a funny voice, "Uh, can I have a volunteer from the audience?" The father says, "You know what? My kids would love this. Sure, clown, I'll be your volunteer."

The father steps up to the center ring. The clown puts his arm around him and says, "Excuse me, sir, are you a horse?" "Well, no, I'm not a horse." "Are you a mule?" "Well, no, I'm not a mule." "Then you must be a jackass!"

The crowd goes wild. Everyone is in tears laughing, except for the father, who is humiliated. After the circus is done, he says, "You know what? One of these days, I'm gonna get that clown back."

The next day, the guy goes to the local community college and enrolls in a class in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. Two years later, he earns his Associate's degree. However, he says, "No, I'm not done yet."

He stays for three more years and earns his Bachelor's degree in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. However, he says, "No, I'm not finished yet."

He stays for two more years and earns his Master's degree in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. By now, everyone's starting to really take notice of the guy. However, he says, "No, I'm not the best yet."

He stays for two more years and earns his PhD in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. He's the best mind that community had ever seen. He's written a definitive thesis on the subject.

One day, the circus comes back to town. The guy says, "Come on, kids. Let's go to the circus." Now, these kids are all high school age now, so they don't wanna go to the circus, but the father is really adamant about it, so they go to the circus and sit in the front row. The elephants come out, the jugglers come out, and the clowns come out. One clown says in a funny voice, "Uh, can I have a volunteer from the audience?" The father says, "Sure, clown, I'll be your volunteer."

The father steps up to the center ring. The clown puts his arm around him and says, "Excuse me, sir, are you a horse?" "No, I'm not a horse." "Are you a mule?" "No, I'm not a mule." "Then you must be a jackass!"

Once again, the crowd goes tomatoes. The father waits for everything to die down before turning to the clown, sticking up the bird and saying, "Hey, F¥€ k you, clown!

Maybe you should stick to writing books.  But you still might want to keep your shop😂

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My wife went to College but only Job she got out of it was working for the Prison in Jefferson City. 

I guess some of it has helped her with her Job now but not really needed.

She worked in Medical Field a long time.  I told her get in Computers that is where it is at. So she went to College on that. 

My kids went to College but our Daughter is the only one using it.  She is working from home. 

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[Mitch f]

4 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

 

There's this single dad with three kids. One day, the circus comes to town. The guy says, "Come on, kids. Let's go to the circus."

So they get there, and they sit in the front row. The elephants come out, the jugglers come out, and the clowns come out. One clown says in a funny voice, "Uh, can I have a volunteer from the audience?" The father says, "You know what? My kids would love this. Sure, clown, I'll be your volunteer."

The father steps up to the center ring. The clown puts his arm around him and says, "Excuse me, sir, are you a horse?" "Well, no, I'm not a horse." "Are you a mule?" "Well, no, I'm not a mule." "Then you must be a jackass!"

The crowd goes wild. Everyone is in tears laughing, except for the father, who is humiliated. After the circus is done, he says, "You know what? One of these days, I'm gonna get that clown back."

The next day, the guy goes to the local community college and enrolls in a class in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. Two years later, he earns his Associate's degree. However, he says, "No, I'm not done yet."

He stays for three more years and earns his Bachelor's degree in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. However, he says, "No, I'm not finished yet."

He stays for two more years and earns his Master's degree in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. By now, everyone's starting to really take notice of the guy. However, he says, "No, I'm not the best yet."

He stays for two more years and earns his PhD in Putdowns, Insults, and Witty Retorts. He's the best mind that community had ever seen. He's written a definitive thesis on the subject.

One day, the circus comes back to town. The guy says, "Come on, kids. Let's go to the circus." Now, these kids are all high school age now, so they don't wanna go to the circus, but the father is really adamant about it, so they go to the circus and sit in the front row. The elephants come out, the jugglers come out, and the clowns come out. One clown says in a funny voice, "Uh, can I have a volunteer from the audience?" The father says, "Sure, clown, I'll be your volunteer."

The father steps up to the center ring. The clown puts his arm around him and says, "Excuse me, sir, are you a horse?" "No, I'm not a horse." "Are you a mule?" "No, I'm not a mule." "Then you must be a jackass!"

Once again, the crowd goes tomatoes. The father waits for everything to die down before turning to the clown, sticking up the bird and saying, "Hey, F¥€ k you, clown!

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