New Ride

[oneshot 1]

Worked as a Cowboy for awhile they had 150 head of Horses. 

Got fired when I got drunk left a gate open let some cows out then got arrested for going in someone's house went to sleep on their couch. 

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[bfishn]

...The Outlaw Jose Oneshot...

[jdmidwest]

12 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Worked as a Cowboy for awhile they had 150 head of Horses. 

Got fired when I got drunk left a gate open let some cows out then got arrested for going in someone's house went to sleep on their couch. 

oneshot 

Who did they catch you sleeping on top of?

[oneshot 1]

12 hours ago, jdmidwest said:

Who did they catch you sleeping on top of?

Actually no one my Girlfriend had left me. 

It was snowing and I was cold. Seen this house and just went in and laid on the couch. 

Got arrested by a famous Sheriff Mickey Owen. Peed on his Dog. And they didn't take me where I wanted to go. 

oneshot 

[fishinwrench]

Ornery peckerwood !  

And you wonder why you're all broke down now.......Karma is catching up to ya, ol'boy !

[Terrierman]

If 10% of his stories had any truth to them at all he'd be dead or in prison.  But a good imagination is entertaining for sure.  James Thurber proved that one.

[oneshot 1]

Who says I an't dead?

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[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

Who says I an't dead?

oneshot 

Life insurance companies and the IRS, for starters. 😉

[oneshot 1]

13 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Life insurance companies and the IRS, for starters. 😉

And my Pension.  Well who says I an't in prison?

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[bfishn]

8 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

...Well who says I an't in prison?

You're married, right?