He Is Still With Her

[oneshot 1]

My Son broke up with the one that was a Playboy Bunny because of our Daughter. 

He is back with her. We had Supper yesterday with them.

My other son went to get his wife in Alabama.  Had two blowouts on the way back,  had the mama of one of his Babies take our car after them.

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[Seth]

Sounds like the makings a good country western song.

[Johnsfolly]

45 minutes ago, Seth said:

Sounds like the makings a good country western song.

Just need to add some lyrics about beer and a dog...😉😆

[Terrierman]

1 hour ago, Johnsfolly said:

Just need to add some lyrics about beer and a dog...😉😆

And a train.  Where's Jerry Jeff when we need him?

[fishinwrench]

What could be among the reasons to break up with a Playboy bunny ? 

And what could be the reason to reconcile? 😅 

[Terrierman]

3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

What could be among the reasons to break up with a Playboy bunny ? 

And what could be the reason to reconcile? 😅 

Can't live with 'em.  Can't live without 'em.  I just made that up.

[oneshot 1]

Well my Daughter was all over her saying she was a Gold Digger. 

The one my Son went and got about 15 years ago she left or Son in Key West with  nothing but a T Shirt and Shorts. No other clothes, no I.D. ,no Money, no Vehicle nothing. 

Then our Son got this other woman pregnant while they was staying at our house. 

He has another Daughter he got her Mom pregnant while she was married. Then her Husband died they told the girl who her daddy was. 

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[Terrierman]

3 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Well my Daughter was all over her saying she was a Gold Digger. 

The one my Son went and got about 15 years ago she left or Son in Key West with  nothing but a T Shirt and Shorts. No other clothes, no I.D. ,no Money, no Vehicle nothing. 

Then our Son got this other woman pregnant while they was staying at our house. 

He has another Daughter he got her Mom pregnant while she was married. Then her Husband died they told the girl who her daddy was. 

oneshot 

That song has already been written.  Porter Wagoner sang it a long time ago.  He called it "The Cold Hard Facts of Life".  Went triple platinum.