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fishinwrench

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  1. I took a heat gun to the hull of my Poly-link OT Guide about 5-6 years ago and truly made it NEW again. I was afraid that it might make it "spongy" but it didn't. No "oil canning" or anything. The same could probably be done to all of those old beat-to-hell Discovery's that can be bought for a song. Just hit it with the heat until it smoothes back out and all the scratches fill in....then hit it with a hose and cold water to reset it. Good as new! If you looked at the hull of my Guide you'd think it has less than 2 years of use.....but that sucker has been up and down the rivers ALOT since 2003, PLUS lived through a tornado.
  2. This is definitely true in my case. I just love square headed dogs too much. I want to pet them, talk to them, and tell them what a good boy/girl they are. My dad would never let me "love" on his dogs like I wanted to, so when I got old enough to have my own I spoiled the hell out of him. My dogs would bird-up just fine.... but once you knocked one out of the sky that was just the beginning of PLAY TIME. Would play keep-away, chew them up like an old sock..... worthless as a hunting dog. But by-god I LOVED them 🤗
  3. Let's examine that..... Dablemont: 1. Non-smoker 2. Scared of outboard motors over 7 HP 3. Thinks the best pump shotgun ever was the Mossberg 500 4. Loves Brittany and Setter bird dogs. 5. Hates MDC because they wouldn't publish his writings. 6. Thinks people should pay to listen to him. ----;-;--;-;-------+++;;-;:::::::;;;--;-;;;;;;----- Fishinwrench: 1. Pack and 1/4 a day, plus the occasional Doobie. 2. Thinks a 7hp outboard isn't even big enough to mix a margarita. 3. Winchester 1200👍 Mossbergs are for throwaways if you're into robbing liquor stores. 4. Shorthair Pointers!👍 Brittany's and Setters are lap dogs for your wife, who enjoys picking cuckleburrs and stick-tights out of their fur (no offense, Ness). 5. Frustrated with MDC because they only pretend to care, are full of $#!t, pander to city pricks, and refuse to listen to reason. 6. Wouldn't shut up, even if you paid me to. I fail to recognize the resemblance. 🙄
  4. Why? I don't need Loopy Blabblemontz input to make a case against MDC's wasteful and rediculous actions. I can make plenty on my own.
  5. You're the one that lives there, has connections, and should know better than anyone. Get on Google Earth and find those hidden pits and ponds....then use your governmental authority to locate the owner and request permission. 😊👍
  6. You mean like whipping a tit out in the license bureau? 😲 I mean seriously..... You can't time your brief visit to get your car tag renewed, to not coincide with your baby's feeding time? I swear to Gawd.....only in Versailles, Missouri. 😖 I couldn't even talk right when it was my turn. I was like...."Yes TITTIES, TWO OF THEM,,,I mean 2 years, Beyond Local is fine, thanks". 🤫🤤
  7. Did a solo float hu? 😂 How was the fishing?
  8. Me too! A customer is bringing me another batch of 2" thick ones. I'll have to take a pic of them this time. Absolutely delicious 😋 Like a miniature roast.
  9. Just ask the guy that's out back splitting wood, whatever you have questions about..... he'll have the answers.
  10. Why don't they just wait until they get home then? Every female I've ever been with could hold their pee for hours, no problem. I always wondered if they were like my dog when he has to poop. Crazy peckerwood will spin around 14 times before copping the final squat. Like what the hell are you doing, man.......Calibrating your inner compass? So maybe those gals are in the stall spinning around and pissing all over the place. 🤣 Trying to locate true North.
  11. Mercury and their "winter props" 😏 Nice batch of crappie! Why are they so rediculously deep there ?
  12. I need to weigh a few big Whites, as I'm not sure what they weigh. So far my biggest pure White bass (caught several years ago) was just shy of 22" and I really wish I had weighed it. I'm going to guess 3.25 but it may have been a bit more. The average big one on my end of the lake is 19-19.5 but I catch a few 20 inchers every Fall (but NEVER in the spring....which seems kinda odd).
  13. We have a public restroom here at Sims Marine. It's over between the canoe rack and the pile of grenaded Mercury powerheads. It never requires any cleaning.
  14. The MDC fisheries professionals say... "Nope, nearly impossible, basically can't happen". Do the smaller (under 14") ones quiver like a Pure Romance vibrator when you grab them by the head? If so they are mutts.
  15. He visited a local baitshop here once, and I got sick of his blubbering and left before he was "done". But he has made a bunch of valid and true points. The only problem is that nobody is ever going to do anything about it.....so he is just repeatedly singing to a tree. The tree would prefer a different song, but can't leave because.....well..... it's a tree. Get it?
  16. If it was a natural fishery they would have evolved past his SHINANNIGANS years ago. 😅 He just keeps chasing the short bus and picking on the fat retards. 😂
  17. Where's the nearest stocking point for THOSE ditch pickles ? Fillet them, or feed the coons. 😊
  18. Amazing isn't it, that generations lived long happy lives among the same trees and plants.....only rarely needing a "hanky" nearby for the temporary "hay fever". 🙄 Y'all and your incessant AILMENTS.....Get over yourselves! "Allergens"😂 Good grief! Why in the holy hell would your God create a being that was allergic to the environment it was born into? Ask your preacher next Sunday......I bet he has an answer that goes something like this......" It is because of the sin of your forefathers". Your great great grandpa ate a pork chop. Basturd!
  19. Yeah we need a field tester for that. 🤔
  20. Ha!!! 😀
  21. Rediculous 🙄 When you need your phone to tell you that the air quality is poor, you are obviously stricken with worse problems......Brain damage comes to mind. 😂
  22. I just would have held his head under until he quit moving.
  23. I was wade fishing and had a Squirrel fall out of a tree into the stream....and then tried to use ME to climb up out of the water 😲 Oh HELL NO! Nothing looks more alien and gross as a wet Squirrel. And there's no way I was going to allow THAT. I wooshed him away and he made his way safely to the bank. He tried to climb up the nearest tree.....but apparently they can't do that with a few pounds of water weight hanging onto them.
  24. Holy Crap! Huge News! Sorry to turn this into a dog thread...... but I just became a Grandpa! 😃 Look at that little Butterball!
  25. Look at the TAIL on that sucker! I don't care what anybody says, 14-16" smallmouth are where the real fun is at. 👍
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