My family spends ALOT of time on these lakes/streams and we've seen very VERY little of anything that ever bothered us. So I guess I'm a little unclear on what it is that we need to be protected from so aggressively.
I'm on a lake every single day that is considered the most unruly body of water in the tri-state area. People have a few drinks, prolly smoke a little, and some of them are driving boats.... So what? The illusion being pounded into everyone's head that after a couple beers you completely loose the ability to get from point A to point B safely is a crock of crap.
If you can play Frisbee like a Champion, do triple flips off a diving board, kick butt in volley ball or shoot pool like a straight-up hustler (all after a few drinks) then you still have the ability to safely pilot a freakin' boat or drive a vehicle.
Breathalyzer tests are BS.
Brandon Ellingson had a few beers but he was not WASTED. Just 30 minutes before he was stopped the kid totally RULED the games at Coconuts. If being "3X over the legal limit" he can beat you at ANY game like that then he is still in better shape to drive than you are.
Officer Piercy couldn't have beaten that boy in a game of checkers, much less anything that requires motor skills, so I'm totally deaf to any talk about how drunk and full of cocaine he supposedly was or how he deserved to be pulled over and taken into custody.