fishinwrench

Almost as good as Marlboro Reds. Eliminates erectile disfunction too. Ya gotta breathe that exhaust in early in the morning though. 2-stroke oil smells better than that rotten egg exhaust from regulated 4-strokes, by far. Chicks dig it !

Right on! But no more complaining about crowded waterways. 😅

Has that extra 1/2 gallon of fuel that you burn in a days time ever caused you more financial stress than the repair bill on an Optimax could? Hell, just one compressor replacement would cover the difference of 15 years worth of fuel usage. So what if a little oil collects on the surface behind you. That all ends up along the bank and helps keep the mosquito population in check. 👍😊

You'd have to ask @Bill Babler I didn't care at all then, and I care even less now. 😅

You'd have known if I did, ($$$$$) that's a 5 hour project. 😅 Debris from the compressor, other than a bit of condensation, cannot collect in the fuel rails. Bits from a failing "tracker valve diaphragm" can though. If you suspect that is the source of your issue, have your guy check fuel and air pressure at the rails.....and if it checks within specs....have them clean the injectors, and then REMOVE (do not replace) the injector screens. You don't need them. Anything small enough to pass through the injectors can just be chewed up and spit out without any harmful or noticable effects. Then replace the tracker valve diaphragm. Yes I know the factory doesn't recommend that.....but let's get real here 🙄 Do we miss carbureted or simple EFI outboards yet? I guess THANKS for doing your part to be EPA compliant. 🤣

Awesome job, Seth! 👍 And the best part.....No 6-pack license required. 😅

Invisible fence for a dog ?

Why Johnny Tyler! Madcap. Where you headed with that shotgun?

Well technically you aren't supposed to "guide" without it. Probably 80% of guys that fish tournaments aren't covered adequately by their insurance co. either.

My grandmother swore by a pinch of flour or cornmeal. When they try to get the last little bit inside the curly thing is when they get the WHACK! Smart ones avoid things that smell strong because eating it makes it easier for predators to find them. It also overrides their own sense of smell and causes them problems. Mice use their noses to navigate and stay out of trouble.

This resembles the logic MDC claims in regards to feral hogs.

It should read: Mosquito larvae watching.......

If doing everything 100% by the book makes you feel better, fine, go right ahead. But any knowledgeable person can take people fishing, show them a great time, and get them back to their car safely. I recall being threatened by the water patrol about taking "guide trips" back in 1992-1994 ...... but then being encouraged/begged to participate in the kids fishing weekend at Deer Valley campground during the first week of June every year by the same people. So let me get this straight.....you wanna see me fined/punished for taking grown people fishing for money, but yet it's perfectly ok for me to load my boat with random peoples kids and help them catch a few fish. Huh? Please explain that so it makes sense. 🤔

I am 😔

I'm a firm believer that a few hits would improve his attitude. 👍

Stupidest question ever. Guess it's an intelligence test......Are you smart enough to know when to lie? 🙄

I'm not going to elaborate on here.... but from the looks of things at his place I'd say he's gonna be missing indefinitely. I'll just leave it at that.

I don't know if it's true but I have heard that all these idiots that are rushing out to get their "legal marijuana card" are being denied firearm purchases. Anybody know for sure?

No I don't.

I went by his place Thursday. Nobody around. It's all a mystery. 🤷‍♂️

Yeah it's a tough one. If you are packing heat you can't just bust some douchebag, that ISN'T carrying, in the face. A customer of mine (carries all the time) was leaving a restaurant/bar and a drunk guy grabbed his girlfriends arm trying to get her to dance with him. When she pulled away the idiot grabbed her boob and then shoved his hand in her crotch. Instinctually my buddy blasted him across his face, the drunk wrestled him to the ground and the gun fell out. A bystander grabbed it and held them both at gunpoint until the cops got there. Once the law arrived the only thing that mattered was WHOSE GUN IT WAS. Cost him over 10k in lawyer fees, and last I heard he still hadn't gotten the gun back. The drunk didn't get in any trouble at all because nobody but my buddy and his girlfriend could confirm that he grabbed her inappropriately. He would have been way better off had he not had that pea shooter in his pants.

🤣 There's like 1/2"of rifled(?) barrel there. Where does the "accuracy" come from? 🤔

Man......I miss that guy who used to stand up before huge crowds at least once a week, talk about how the U.S. could do things for themselves, and that we didn't need to have the Chinese doing everything for us. People by the thousands, no....HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS....would raise their arms and cheer in agreement. And then the very next day the cost of gas, and almost everything else, would drop at least a dime while our wages remained the same....or maybe even went up a bit. Remember him? 🤗 God I miss that dude, he was cool as hell. 🇺🇸

I still haven't seen a 4-stroke outboard outlast it's original set of spark plugs. I will say this though......When they go, they'll usually limp back home.

I could understand if we all got THOSE type ads. They should deduct that the reason we all hang out on fishing forums is because we have little weiners and can't get laid. Hell, if I had 2 extra inches and the blood pressure to keep it activated..... you'd seldom see ME on here. I feel especially bad for these "moderator" guys 😂📏.