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  1. fishinwrench
    I wonder why Pitbulls are the breed of choice for all of these unemployed trailer park hillbillies around here ? Of all the dog breeds they could choose from..... it's always pitbulls. 🙄 Probably an attempt to keep the probation officer away. 🤷‍♂️
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    😅 As a lamprey, it would be pretty ballsy to swim up to a bass and try to latch on !
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    I guess the 6k the girls spent to go see Taylor Swift wasn't so outrageous after all. 🤷‍♂️
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    I gotta say YES I still have a hammer that has driven nails who have long since rusted away. Long live the HAMMER ! 💪
  5. fishinwrench
    Better known as a wacky rigged Senko.....
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    Rulers are "scales"......right? I dunno. Surely somebody can come up with something better than "hammer"!
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    Looking good! 👍
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    Rolls off the tongue ! 👍
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    That just doesn't roll off the tongue right. 🤔 How about Scale Buster ? 💪
  10. fishinwrench
    You wanna go pick up brass in Uranus?
  11. fishinwrench
    Extracting the sperm from a freshly killed turkey is a cake walk, compared to piddling around in the buttholes of old men ! 🥴 I have a buddy that made a fine living inseminating turkeys.
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    Stud 🙄 Stick 🙄 I'm not sure where "hammer" came from, but yeah I hate it too. Let's put our minds together and come up with THE BEST term for a guy that is a wicked good fisherman! Go!
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    How ever much that position pays.....it ain't enough!
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    https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
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    I'm impressed with their tolerance of the cold! It will be late May before you'll catch me wet wading.
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    Have they had any rain ? A good little rise in the flow should get them going.
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    I know you CAN, but what you can't do.....is resist walking past one without fishing it, and then warming up to some goober there, giving lessons, handing out flys, ect. And then the next thing you know YOU'RE THERE ALL DAY ! 🙄 I ain't knocking you for it, I just don't share your passion for being the Samaritan Flyfisherman & Social butterfly. I need to put you on a leash so I can keep you from chasing field mice and rolling in dead critters. 😅 Focus...FOCUS ! Maybe a shock collar 👍
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    It's going to pummel the spoonbill population....but I'm actually thrilled about that. There will be plenty of buzzard food along the banks here in the next week or two.
  20. fishinwrench
    I find it odd that nobody suspects the "vaccine" to be a placebo.
  21. fishinwrench
    NOW it's political! And it wasn't ME that did it !.
  22. fishinwrench
    Dunno about that. Plenty got vaccinated and died before they ever came into contact with Covid, so that statistic can probably be thrown out the window.
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    I hope that when I'm gone she gets on here and rips y'all to pieces. You think I'm bad ! .... 😳 You have NO IDEA !
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    Not one that a black buzzard can safely cross. I only see them when I go to Bagnell or Bennett. I like the red headed ones that hang around here, they take care of my fish guts.....and don't bother anything.
  25. fishinwrench
    Just let them be shot. And in the end they can say that the impurities in the weatherstripping and windshield wipers caused them to die off. 😅
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