I'm pretty sure that this one has been posted somewhere in the 190 previous pages, but I saw it again.
A man finds an old oil lantern. As he is cleaning it out pops a Genie. The genie says that he can have three wishes, but what ever he wishes for his greatest enemy Bob will get double.
So the mans wishes for a brand new sports car that would be serviced and gassed for free for the life of the car. The genie grants that wish and as agreed Bob received two cars.
The man then wishes for a grand estate with open meadows, clear water streams, and rolling forested hills. Again the genie grants his wish and Bob is granted two such estates.
The genie asks the man what is his third and final wish. The man responds that he wants to be beaten half to death! π