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Johnsfolly

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  1. You know that after catching (or trying to 😏) those brookies, attention would have been on what darters are in those creeks πŸ˜‰. I need to get myself and the family up that way. Looks like a place that we would enjoy a lot.
  2. I have seen photos of others caught in TR within the last two years. Maybe the population is growing.
  3. I'm pretty sure that this one has been posted somewhere in the 190 previous pages, but I saw it again. A man finds an old oil lantern. As he is cleaning it out pops a Genie. The genie says that he can have three wishes, but what ever he wishes for his greatest enemy Bob will get double. So the mans wishes for a brand new sports car that would be serviced and gassed for free for the life of the car. The genie grants that wish and as agreed Bob received two cars. The man then wishes for a grand estate with open meadows, clear water streams, and rolling forested hills. Again the genie grants his wish and Bob is granted two such estates. The genie asks the man what is his third and final wish. The man responds that he wants to be beaten half to death! πŸ˜‰
  4. I'm going to guess - Michael Keaton πŸ˜…
  5. Must be a dove hunter πŸ˜…
  6. A woman excitedly awoke on the morning of her birthday. She wakes up her husband and tells him that she had a dream about him giving her a diamond necklace for her birthday and she wonders what that dream meant. The husband gets a sheepish grin and says that she may know this evening. That evening he hands her a small gift and she rapidly tears off the paper in anxious anticipation. She looks down at a small book titled - "How to Interpret your Dreams" 🀣
  7. Probably. One of our math teachers was in one of the Girls of... Playboy spreads and my physics teacher dated Farah Fawcett.
  8. Johnsfolly

    What's Cooking?

    That is a great looking waffles iron. I've seen the standard iron but never one with those hearts and stars.
  9. Johnsfolly

    What's Cooking?

    No honey?
  10. That phrase had different connotation when I was in high schoolπŸ™„
  11. And they all came back and we had a great time on the bench there filling out the forms and playing with the pencils...
  12. How about Purell Pharyngodon or Godon andwashyurselfπŸ˜…
  13. I believed that was discussed on here at some point, since I mentioned that to my daughter as she built them.
  14. I love the push, but big difference to me is whether you have to wash your hands, clothes, rod, etc. after catching a masheer πŸ˜…! Seriously the masheer has the mouth of a predator. They look more like a tarpon/snook hybrid or a carp with the head of a barramundi.
  15. Is the St Louis Cabelas still open? I remember that the mall looked dead the last time I drove by that way.
  16. Well it wasn't a Bigfoot. She has petite size 6 shoes. It was my oldest that made them. When we took the photo didn't realize that you could see the others.
  17. Never know what you will find in the mountains. How many rock towers can you spot?
  18. This is what happens out at our place when you mess with our chickens πŸ˜‰ The rest would have been too small to make a hat πŸ˜…
  19. That's why I am so popular to fish withπŸ˜….
  20. How about the goldfish? Do they hit that same bait? I don't see any grass carp spots here in MD, but have found those goldfish. Some are large enough to take a decent sized fly. They were spooky.
  21. Congrats Dave! Are you catching them all on the same style fly?
  22. You are able to tell the gender of an ant by putting it in a glass of water. If it sinks. Girl ant. If it floats bouyant.πŸ˜…
  23. A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled and I don't want novacaine because I am in a big hurry," says the woman. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way!". The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman."" Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear!"🀣
  24. @BilletHead Great report! So glad to see you and Pat out on the road again!
  25. Even had some madtom action when it clouded up. Livie #86 (L) Margined Madtom, Notorus insignis never would settle long enough for a full body photo, but you can see the dark edges on dorsal fin and tail fin.
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