Three men are at the bar having some drinks. As in most bar conversations where alcohol is involved, the conversation turned toward their experience as lovers.
The French man said that he is a very good lover. He stated that he frequently rubs butter on his lovers and one woman screamed for three full minutes.
The Italian gentleman said that he rubs his lovers with the finest olive oils and has had one woman scream for five full minutes.
The last gentleman was Jewish and they are not known to be great lovers. But not to be outdone, he said that he has rubbed his wife with schmaltz and she screamed for 30 minutes straight.
The other to men thought that was remarkable and asked what he did exactly to get that tremendous response.
The Jewish man stated, "I wiped my hand on the curtains !"