Three bulls are out in the pasture. The youngest bull heard a rumor that the rancher wasn't satisfied with their performance servicing the cows and that he was bringing in a new bull. The oldest bull stated that he has worked hard to get where he was and that he was not going to give up any of the 100 cows that he services in a year. The second oldest bull stated that he wasn't going to let any newcomer horn in on his 50 cows. The youngest bull was really not much older than a calf. He said that he wasn't going to give up any of his ten young cows.
As they were having this conversation, an eighteen wheeler rolls up carrying only one animal, the new bull. This bull was a giant 2400 pound specimen. The steel walkway could barely support his weight as he walked out of the trailer. The oldest bull upon seeing his new rival said, "Well no reason to be greedy. I'm willing to share 50 or more of my cows.' The second oldest bull said that he would be happy if he could still have 10 to 20 cows. The young bull began snorting and pawing the ground. The others asked if he was really going to fight the huge newcomer. The young bull answered, "He can have my cows. I just want him to know that I'm a bull!"🤣