Little Johnny came home from Sunday school with a black eye. His dad sees his eye and says "How many times do I have to tell you to not get in fights at church?"
"I didn't get in a fight" says Johnny. "When we were done praying, we all stood up. Mrs. Adam's dress was stuck in her butt crack and I pulled it out. She screamed at me, slapped me, and told me to never do that again."
The next Sunday Johhny's other eye was black and blue. His dad asked if got in a fight again. "No. As we all stood up after our prayers, Mrs Adam's dress was stuck in her butt crack again. Louie reached over and pulled it out. I told him that Mrs Adam's doesn't like that and stuffed it back in!" π€£