I know it takes a lot on to convince you of something. Show-Me State or whatever, yada yada yada. But ads are 100% served up based on the individual device with Google Ad Services, which Phil uses. Period. (Or Turtle Period in your case).
Idk how you cookies got whacked out where you get these weird ads, but it's your device that is giving Google the information to choose the ads, not the site/admin saying "give something to X user because I want to mess with him" or whatever you think. That is how it works.
Just like rain falls from the sky and it gets hot in the summer, that's how it works. Clear the cookies on you phone and see if it changes.