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3 hours ago, David Unnerstall said:

What is it about frozen mashed potatoes that they never get warm in the microwave?

Boy I don't know! But they're either still froze or like white lava! No in between!!

Chief Grey Bear

Living is dangerous to your health

Owner Ozark Fishing Expeditions

Co-Owner, Chief Executive Product Development Team Jerm Werm

Executive Pro Staff Team Agnew

Executive Pro Staff Paul Dallas Productions

Executive Pro Staff Team Heddon, River Division

Chief Primary Consultant Missouri Smallmouth Alliance

Executive Vice President Ronnie Moore Outdoors

Posted

Of course I have a keyboard! Can you imagine knocking on your neighbors doors night after night telling them what you're making for dinner? Gracious.

How about a joefest at the Current River Tan Vat access?  Everyone can bring an organic, free range, hormone free, humanely raised and harvested food item, then, for a cash price, which will be donated to a food pantry, throw it at me while I sit in a chair, some feet away. We will then toast our good fortune with any kind of liquid, and then struggle to catch trout on the Current.

 

 

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Posted

To far. Come over this way some.

Chief Grey Bear

Living is dangerous to your health

Owner Ozark Fishing Expeditions

Co-Owner, Chief Executive Product Development Team Jerm Werm

Executive Pro Staff Team Agnew

Executive Pro Staff Paul Dallas Productions

Executive Pro Staff Team Heddon, River Division

Chief Primary Consultant Missouri Smallmouth Alliance

Executive Vice President Ronnie Moore Outdoors

Posted

     How many feet away will you be Joe? Can I freeze my projectile first? Need to start practicing.

I heard from another forum member you were really a nice guy?

The BilletHead has been cooking, just afraid to give Joe a reason to pounce. :D

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted

No camping at Tan Vat, but could borrow the wall tent if you need it for Joe Fest on the Current.You can cook Saturday dinner after your fundraising is over;)!

Posted

Ach. There was an article in GQ or Esquire where someone tried to raise xx amount of money in 48 hours, and one of his ideas was to sit in Central Park and have people throw (tomatoes? ) at him for money, get their aggression out, so to speak. 

I'm shocked Mr B head would freeze a heritage foodstuff to fling at yours truly. Shocked. 

I don't know who you were conversating with, but I can assure you he is a degenerate liar, and might even be a lawyer.

 

Posted
10 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Hotdogs??

Tofu Not dogs!

Posted

Dang, I was gonna volunteer to sit with Joe if I could bring a net to catch and keep the food, but frozen, ouch!  Showing off your good food is pretty much the same as posting pics of a fish you caught, basically saying look what I did.  Some of the items have have lead me off in directions I hadn't considered, I am not a trained chef by any stretch but I know things I like and am willing to explore new things.

Posted

^^^^

True post!

Chief Grey Bear

Living is dangerous to your health

Owner Ozark Fishing Expeditions

Co-Owner, Chief Executive Product Development Team Jerm Werm

Executive Pro Staff Team Agnew

Executive Pro Staff Paul Dallas Productions

Executive Pro Staff Team Heddon, River Division

Chief Primary Consultant Missouri Smallmouth Alliance

Executive Vice President Ronnie Moore Outdoors

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