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[ness]

I try to stay clear of KC....

Amish hot chicks? You and Wrench?

Backstory, please.

Actually, hot is not the right word. Just a natural beauty -- somebody you'd like to take on a nice buggy ride.

[Terrierman]

About 8 hours at 200.  Falling off the bone.  Sunday I added more onion, carrots, celery, a can if petite diced tomato, half an eggplant diced and about half a cup of barley, a pint of beef stock and a Lienenkugel Oaked Lager.  Back in the oven about three hours at 250.  Outstanding.

 

 

[Flysmallie]

Ever seen a hot Amish chick? 

 

Yes I have. I used to sell automotive paint to an Amish man that made buggies. He had a daughter that was absolutely beautiful. Little stinky, but beautiful.

[Flysmallie]

Sundays at my house have become Football Pizza Sunday. And you never know how many kids are going to show up.

[fishinwrench]

Not only are some of them gorgeous, they also act really sweet.   You'll never see an Amish gal bitching about anything or being hard to get along with.   That in itself is worth 8 beauty points.  I'm betting they are way easier on credit cards too ! 

I'd much rather be with a happy ugly girl than a hottie on the verge of throwing things.

[Terrierman]

There is a stunningly beautiful Amish (I think) young woman that is a regular vendor at the Farmer's Market at Farmer's Park in Springfield. 

[Mitch f]

Backstory, please.

Actually, hot is not the right word. Just a natural beauty -- somebody you'd like to take on a nice buggy ride.

I think Wrench mentioned once about a hot Amish chick swimming/bathing in the river....maybe her name was Bathsheba? ??

[BilletHead]

    From cooking to ugly/pretty women.

First of all Ness, Buggy ride? Really is that what they call it in the new/ old dating scene?

Ok now. One of my favorite songs.  Hope this sticks in everyones head today. I know it is in my head right now! hahahaha

https://youtu.be/9NF5XU-k2Vk

 

Album: Very Best Of Jimmy Soul (1996)

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you will be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she will always give you peace of mind

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don´t let your friends say you´ve no taste
Go ahead & marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don´t match
Take it from me, she has a better catch

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yea?
Yea, an´ she has ug-leeee!
Yea, she has ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yea, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Mitch f]

    From cooking to ugly/pretty women.

First of all Ness, Buggy ride? Really is that what they call it in the new/ old dating scene?

Ok now. One of my favorite songs.  Hope this sticks in everyones head today. I know it is in my head right now! hahahaha

 

Album: Very Best Of Jimmy Soul (1996)

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you will be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she will always give you peace of mind

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don´t let your friends say you´ve no taste
Go ahead & marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don´t match
Take it from me, she has a better catch

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yea?
Yea, an´ she has ug-leeee!
Yea, she has ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yea, alright!

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

So apparently, you didn't listen to your own advice!!

[Gavin]

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