Fun but Ugly

[Ham]

His new girlfriend's name is "Ole Bessy"?

[MOPanfisher]

I once got questioned when I came home from a "fishing trip" smelling like diesel fuel.  Was going to meet a friend at his house and go on fishing.  He was trying to finish working on his tractor, one thing led to another and pretty soon we had it fixed, and diesel fuel all over me.  never even made it to the lake.  When my dad was alive, if I came home from a fishing trip telling about how many fish I caught he would make me show him my thumb, if it was all sandpapered up looking he would believe me.

[Flysmallie]

10 hours ago, Mitch f said:

"But on the wind and the rain,

a strange new perfume blows

and the lightning  flashes in her eyes

and he knows that she knows....

And the Thunder Rolls!!"

 

This is a Garth free zone. 

[Ham]

27 minutes ago, MOPanfisher said:

  When my dad was alive, if I came home from a fishing trip telling about how many fish I caught he would make me show him my thumb, if it was all sandpapered up looking he would believe me.

Wow, tough crowd. But I get it. I was always guilty until proven innocent with my Mom and even if found innocent, I was in trouble for being in a situation where she though I was guilty. 

[Bushbeater]

Reminds me of the story about the wife placing panties in the tackle box to see if they are noticed.