White River arm 2-23-17

[vernon]

38 minutes ago, crazy4fishin said:

Huh?!  Am I to far north to understand this? Is this like train A left the station at 1 p.m. and Bob launched his boat at 1:15 p.m. at what point will the pizza be delivered kind of problem? 

Why doesn't he just buy a clicker -or use the one that he has for golf like us northern guys? 

C4F

Boy, you just gave yourself away!  ANYBODY that knows ANYTHING knows that a golf "clicker" won't work for counting fish anymore than a fishing "clicker" will work for counting golf strokes.  Geeez.

Some people.

[vernon]

57 minutes ago, m&m said:

Oh, now I get it. Thanks for the explanation. I wondered how he could keep track. In the old days I had a partner who drank a beer every time we caught a fish and at the end of the day we counted cans. Now I eat a piece of candy each time I catch a fish and at the end of the day I count the candy rappers. Same concept. But whatever works. 

Mike

Glad I don't like candy.

[snagged in outlet 3]

50 minutes ago, vernon said:

Glad I don't like candy.

Snakes and candy? 

[176champion]

Holy Cow!!  A guy can't even go fishing and catch fish and report there catch on here without getting ridiculed...lmao...

[kdc]

Thanks for the report Champ.

[Donna G]

8 hours ago, abkeenan said:

I just realized that this is a "fake news" fishing report. Evidenced by the fact that people from Arkansas can't count beyond 10, or 20 perhaps, if they don't have any shoes on. So that is a max of 40 between to the two barefoot Razorbacks....so how on Earth could you arrive at 63?

We use a clicker once we run out of fingers and toes between us. 

[Donna G]

8 hours ago, Deadstream said:

Fisherpeople always embellish.

Maybe boy fisherpeople, but not we girls.

[Donna G]

8 hours ago, Sore Thumbs said:

Dang guys! You will be sore after a day like that. 

We are.  Played golf today and I found all my ouchies, including a few rod butt bruises from my hulkish hook sets.  lol

[vernon]

3 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Snakes and candy? 

Don't start with me!

[Donna G]

7 hours ago, Quillback said:

The final step is Champ will send a message to one of the math professors at U of A, giving him the totals as I showed above.  They can usually get at least a number that is in the ball park of what Champ & Donna caught. 

Most of us Arkansans have some sort of system like that.

Some people can't spell cat if you spot them the c and the t.  I'm a purdy gud spelar, but I need a calculator to add two plus two, so we had to come up with some kind of system 'cos Champ ain't great at ciphering either.  Oh, and I'm also geographically challenged.