Oh Life Is So Hard

[oneshot]

Was getting some Firewood up. Get a call from the Conservation Department. You want a Deer, it got hung in a Fence and we already shot it? Yes I'll take it.

Go over there it is just a little Button Buck. Couldn't get it loaded in my Pickup. Makes me think do I still want to buy a Tag and still go Deer hunting?

Well had Deer Meat and Trout today. Lord watching out for us, not going to starve.

oneshot

[fishinwrench]

You're on speed dial for roadkill !  

I hope they tested it for CWD. 

[snagged in outlet 3]

Your wife outta reward you with a new boat.

[oneshot]

5 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

You're on speed dial for roadkill !  

I hope they tested it for CWD. 

Got two through MDC and Neighbor gave us one so doing ok on Deer. I've always deboned all my Deer so really don't worry. Who ever shot it don't know much, High Caliber to the Heart. Me when I shoot them .22 to the Head.

I bring up the Boat real regular and she gives me the look. You know the Look? Yes that one.

oneshot

[fishinwrench]

7 minutes ago, oneshot said:

Who ever shot it don't know much, High Caliber to the Heart. Me when I shoot them .22 to the Head.

Didn't the MDC agent tell you "they shot it"?   

Yeah a quick round to the head is the way to dispatch a critter that is in a bad way.  Lights out nice and quick.

[tjm]

5 hours ago, oneshot said:

Me when I shoot them .22 to the Head.

Reminds of  my childhood. Single shot .22 was only gun we owned.

[oneshot]

10 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Didn't the MDC agent tell you "they shot it"?   

Yeah a quick round to the head is the way to dispatch a critter that is in a bad way.  Lights out nice and quick.

Yes they told me they shot it. When I got there the woman had it in her Pickup, said she was going to take it to a Processor but they wouldn't do it, she was told by the Law to just throw it in the ditch. So she called MDC they called me. They have called me before telling me the Deer was still alive and like I say .22 bullet to the Head.

oneshot