Getting Started Chasing Smallies

[fishinwrench]

Reminds me of a joke:

Guy goes out and gets plastered, pukes all over himself, and has to have a friend drive him home.  On the way to his house he kept on about how much trouble he was gonna be in when he got there, wife was probably gonna leave him....blah-blah-blah

So his friend says, Don't worry buddy, I got ya covered. He hands him 2 twenty-dollar bills and says "put these in your shirt pocket and tell her your boss got drunk, spilt a drink on you, and then puked on you when you were helping him get home.  Then tell her that he apologized and gave you 40.00 to have your clothes cleaned". 

So, guy walks in and sure enough the ol'lady lit into him in a big way. 

Wait...Wait...he says, let me explain.  You see, my boss got drunk and was spilling drinks everywhere, I was helping him get home and he barfed on me.  See he stuck this money in my pocket to cover having my suit cleaned because he felt bad about it.  

Wife reaches in the pocket and says "Well gee, ok.  Here, give him 20 of it back cuz it's not that big of a deal".

He says, No just keep it, because the puke on my shirt is only the half of it.....The sonuvabitch crapped in my pants too.

[Harps]

This poor kid's thread went to the crapper.

I'll have to email the MSA folks to see about my book.🙄

[Flysmallie]

1 hour ago, Harps said:

This poor kid's thread went to the crapper.

I'll have to email the MSA folks to see about my book.🙄

It's really not worth the hassle. 

[Terrierman]

Uh oh.