Ask Wrench

[fishinwrench]

There's one reason why I'm glad I had all girls....

 It's so I can keep beating them at sports and outrunning them on a bike, at least until I'm over 60. 

[Mitch f]

  On 5/1/2021 at 1:51 AM, fishinwrench said:

There's one reason why I'm glad I had all girls....

 It's so I can keep beating them at sports and outrunning them on a bike, at least until I'm over 60. 

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I turn 60 in 3 days, I can only beat my five year old.

[fishinwrench]

  On 5/1/2021 at 1:56 AM, Mitch f said:

I turn 60 in 3 days, I can only beat my five year old.

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I promise not to repeat that, as long as nobody else finds out that Amber has been fly-casting better than me since she was 17 😥 

I don't fish with her in front of my friends.   

[snagged in outlet 3]

  On 5/1/2021 at 1:56 AM, Mitch f said:

I turn 60 in 3 days, I can only beat my five year old.

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I beat up on the grand kids now.   😁. Well the boys.   As soon as the The girls want to hold hands I’m a pushover.  

[Mitch f]

  On 5/1/2021 at 1:19 AM, Terrierman said:

The only diamond patterns my wife is familiar with are on her fingers.

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How many Carrots 🥕??

 

[Terrierman]

  On 5/1/2021 at 12:25 PM, Mitch f said:

How many Carrots 🥕??

 

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187.50

 

[Mitch f]

  On 5/1/2021 at 1:05 PM, Terrierman said:

187.50

 

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Not bad for cubic zirconia 

[Terrierman]

Hey Wrench.  Where does all the dog poop go?

[fishinwrench]

  On 5/3/2021 at 8:04 PM, Terrierman said:

Hey Wrench.  Where does all the dog poop go?

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All dogs go to heaven, and so does their poop.   So the next time you step in some, consider yourself baptized.

And for all of you folks that say you're going there..... Take a Pooper Scooper when you go because there's probably dog $#!t everywhere. 

[Terrierman]

  On 5/4/2021 at 12:39 AM, fishinwrench said:

All dogs go to heaven, and so does their poop.   So the next time you step in some, consider yourself baptized.

And for all of you folks that say you're going there..... Take a Pooper Scooper when you go because there's probably dog $#!t everywhere. 

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Dog poop rapture.  Interesting theory.  Do you have evidence to support the theory?

Never mind. We will just give you credit for knowing.