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5 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Before we go any further here.......What is the statute of limitations on these crimes we are openly confessing to?   😅

You have to be a fool to believe anything on the internet, why would the fuzz think any different?

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

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3 minutes ago, jdmidwest said:

Oneshot is not questioning his abilities with a firearm or accidentally shooting anyone.  He is worried about waking up one night and being mistaken for a criminal in his own house by some law agent at the wrong address serving a warrant.  That is a bad day.

Woke up one time in Springfield looking down the barrel of a Shotgun.

Had one Dope Head steal my Pain Meds.

oneshot

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1 minute ago, jdmidwest said:

You have to be a fool to believe anything on the internet, why would the fuzz think any different?

Was at a party with a Cop Friend. He picked up a Coat that looked like his. Pockets were full of Dope. He says not my coat and found his. LOL

He stopped me in town just after me and my wife got together. My wife wanted to know what I got stopped for? Oh he just wanted to invite us to Supper.

oneshot

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On 2/11/2022 at 10:12 AM, BilletHead said:

               I will get it back on track for you Rick!

 

 

Is that not a Steve Earle song....and after reading this thread it appears we aren't fishing much.

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6 hours ago, David Unnerstall said:

Is that not a Steve Earle song....and after reading this thread it appears we aren't fishing much.

               Yes, it is.  I just like the Cash version. 

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

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On 2/10/2022 at 3:16 PM, Johnsfolly said:

Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law. Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home.

Oh Mama I can hear you a crying. You're scared and all alone. Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long...

As I rode into Tombstone on my horse his name was Mac, I saw what I'll relate to you going on behind my back, it seems the folks were up in arms a man now had to die for believing things that didn't fit the laws they set aside. 

The man's name was I'm a Freak, the best that I could see, henwas an executioner, a hangman just like me.....

Money is just ink and paper, worthless until it switches hands, and worthless again until the next transaction. (me)

I am the master of my unspoken words, and the slave to those that should have remained unsaid. (unknown)

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