Hey I'm Trying To Lose Weight

[oneshot 1]

31 minutes ago, FishnDave said:

What kind of weight are you trying to lose?

Na got a good woman.  Doctor said I needed to lose weight so I've taken off 50 pounds so far. 

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[fishinwrench]

Ya know, the whole Viagra thing really pisses me off.    It's all because WOMEN think that they should be able to just will a guys tool into a rigid state on immediate demand, without any effort on her part.    

To hell with THAT !     If she wants that kinda luxury in her life then she should just stick to supporting 20 year olds her whole life.    

Don't come at me in sloppy jogging pants, saggy tits, and curlers in your hair.......and then act disappointed because I'm not harder than a Cadillac axle!    

Ain't no pill taking going on here !

Get freaking REAL !    🙄

[Ketchup]

3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Ya know, the whole Viagra thing really pisses me off.    It's all because WOMEN think that they should be able to just will a guys tool into a rigid state on immediate demand, without any effort on her part.    

To hell with THAT !     If she wants that kinda luxury in her life then she should just stick to supporting 20 year olds her whole life.    

Don't come at me in sloppy jogging pants, saggy tits, and curlers in your hair.......and then act disappointed because I'm not harder than a Cadillac axle!    

Ain't no pill taking going on here !

Get freaking REAL !    🙄

Oh my,  my better 1/2 asked why i was laughing so much. Welp, i read her your answer, which cost me 10 minutes of her informing me of why YOU are wrong. 😁

[fishinwrench]

47 minutes ago, Ketchup said:

Oh my,  my better 1/2 asked why i was laughing so much. Welp, i read her your answer, which cost me 10 minutes of her informing me of why YOU are wrong. 😁

I'd love to hear it.   

100% prepared for a debate.   👍 

 

 

Oh and BTW......The fact that you are staring at your phone/computer while she is in the room tells me that y'all ain't exactly prioritizing each other either.  😂

[Mitch f]

On 11/18/2022 at 2:15 PM, fishinwrench said:

Ya know, the whole Viagra thing really pisses me off.    It's all because WOMEN think that they should be able to just will a guys tool into a rigid state on immediate demand, without any effort on her part.    

To hell with THAT !     If she wants that kinda luxury in her life then she should just stick to supporting 20 year olds her whole life.    

Don't come at me in sloppy jogging pants, saggy tits, and curlers in your hair.......and then act disappointed because I'm not harder than a Cadillac axle!    

Ain't no pill taking going on here !

Get freaking REAL !    🙄

New study came out recently…. Viagara use reduces the risk of getting Alzheimer’s by 70%….I’m in

[fishinwrench]

19 minutes ago, Mitch f said:

New study came out recently…. Viagara use reduces the risk of getting Alzheimer’s by 70%….I’m in

Whether it gets hard on its own.....or you forget that it's supposed to...... What's the difference?   😂 

I could be happy either way.

[oneshot 1]

HMM! Haven't had sex for 20. Has it changed?

Oh this is bad. I just realized this is the longest I've went without sex in my whole life.  Heck puberty 13 having sex.

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[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, oneshot 1 said:

HMM! Haven't had sex for 20. Has it changed?

Oh this is bad. I just realized this is the longest I've went without sex in my whole life.  Heck puberty 13 having sex.

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It's been a week and a half for me.....and I'm not being let out of the yard alone.