Successful Trip Report 10/23/23

[snagged in outlet 3]

I got out early today.  Well before daylight.   WT 62 and cloudy.  Should be good weather for catching.   I got to the boat ramp and looked around.  I didn’t bring a boat so as not to disturb all the people who weren’t there.  
I waded stark naked so I wouldn’t spread any invasives to this pristine waterway.  Wasn’t bad until I got about knee deep and that cold water got to my twig and berries.  
I couldn’t decide if I should try top water or cranks.  No worry.  I didn’t bring a rod or tackle so as not to harm any fish.  Pretty successful day.  Didn’t catch a thing.  Disturbed none of the people who weren’t there or the fish.   I’ll probably get get out again later this week.  

[FishnDave]

🙈🙉🙈 🍒🦴

[netboy]

Did you recently join PETA?

[Quillback]

2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I waded stark naked so I wouldn’t spread any invasives to this pristine waterway.

If I recall, you had a time when you were into naked frolicking in your yard.  Looks like you have expanded your boundaries.  

[ColdWaterFshr]

3 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I got out early today.  Well before daylight.   WT 62 and cloudy.  Should be good weather for catching.   I got to the boat ramp and looked around.  I didn’t bring a boat so as not to disturb all the people who weren’t there.  
I waded stark naked so I wouldn’t spread any invasives to this pristine waterway.  Wasn’t bad until I got about knee deep and that cold water got to my twig and berries.  
I couldn’t decide if I should try top water or cranks.  No worry.  I didn’t bring a rod or tackle so as not to harm any fish.  Pretty successful day.  Didn’t catch a thing.  Disturbed none of the people who weren’t there or the fish.   I’ll probably get get out again later this week.  

Kids, . . . let this serve as a reminder of where the path of ned-rig fishing from a jet boat may take you.  

First, you may find yourself overly concerned with bent intake bars on your lower unit.  Then, days later, its finding yourself nekkid at dawn on a boat ramp, muttering about your twig and berries.  From there, its a slippery slope down to taking a shift at the Command Center with Oneshot, or maybe sitting half-slumped in a vinyl lawn chair at Simpson Lake, carp fishing on valium.

[snagged in outlet 3]

2 hours ago, Quillback said:

If I recall, you had a time when you were into naked frolicking in your yard.  Looks like you have expanded your boundaries.  

It was a blue moon and they legalized the weed.  😂

[snagged in outlet 3]

1 hour ago, ColdWaterFshr said:

Kids, . . . let this serve as a reminder of where the path of ned-rig fishing from a jet boat may take you.  

First, you may find yourself overly concerned with bent intake bars on your lower unit.  Then, days later, its finding yourself nekkid at dawn on a boat ramp, muttering about your twig and berries.  From there, its a slippery slope down to taking a shift at the Command Center with Oneshot, or maybe sitting half-slumped in a vinyl lawn chair at Simpson Lake, carp fishing on valium.

Simpson Lake stinks.  Just sayin.  😆

[jdmidwest]

49 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Simpson Lake stinks.  Just sayin.  😆

Probably because the twig and berries were in a bunch.  Better luck next time.....

[slabseeker]

20 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

20 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

got about knee deep and that cold water got to my twig and berries.

Hey at least your berries are still above your knees  👍