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[snagged in outlet 3]

On 11/15/2023 at 11:24 PM, fishinwrench said:

 

We tried to feed a pet deer some crispy bacon once......It wouldn't have any part of it.  I figured hey SALT, should love it.  Nope !

I have a half dozen deer that come through my yard daily.   They feast on the persimmons.  My daughter put an Apple on the bird bath where they drink and not one would touch it.  Like it was a pool ball or something.  

[Terrierman]

2 hours ago, bfishn said:

You're married, right?

Same thing more or less eh?

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I have a half dozen deer that come through my yard daily.   They feast on the persimmons.  My daughter put an Apple on the bird bath where they drink and not one would touch it.  Like it was a pool ball or something.  

Yeah our deer don't know what to do with whole apples or pears.   You gotta run over them with the lawnmower.....then they'll scarf them down.  🙄

[snagged in outlet 3]

3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Yeah our deer don't know what to do with whole apples or pears.   You gotta run over them with the lawnmower.....then they'll scarf them down.  🙄

We thought it was a GMO apple and they didn’t recognize it😆.   Like a dog won’t eat the new fake meat🤷‍♂️.  After the deer passed on it nobody around here wants apples.  

[oneshot 1]

Told my wife I could ride down to go fishing. She said  nope  not happening. 

I tried telling her about my wet dream she didn't want to hear.

 

It was pretty good went fishing in a house through a hole in the floor. 

oneshot 

[BilletHead]

17 minutes ago, oneshot 1 said:

Told my wife I could ride down to go fishing. She said  nope  not happening. 

I tried telling her about my wet dream she didn't want to hear.

 

It was pretty good went fishing in a house through a hole in the floor. 

oneshot 

Outhouse?

[BilletHead]

I'm sorry just couldn't resist and hold back. 

[oneshot 1]

3 hours ago, BilletHead said:

Outhouse?

HMM was a two holler.

oneshot 

[BilletHead]

           You do know we like to jest with you, and you take all we give in stride.  I was told once if they tease you, it's because they like you. If they quit watch out . 

[oneshot 1]

On 11/22/2023 at 5:29 PM, BilletHead said:

           You do know we like to jest with you, and you take all we give in stride.  I was told once if they tease you, it's because they like you. If they quit watch out . 

Yea their always pecking on me them mess Eating Birds. 

oneshot