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fishinwrench

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  1. Since there are 10k to 60k bees in a hive, 1% gets the message across So then it's inevitable that any one of the remaining 99% will come into the hive an hour later..... doing the same stupid dance, and in essence reporting the same news. Now I understand why nobody in the hive is paying attention. They are already sick of hearing about it. πŸ˜…
  2. I beg your pardon! 😁 I herby challenge you to quote ONE POST of mine that can be proven false. Go!
  3. Can you explain ? I don't get it. πŸ€”
  4. If you've got nothing better to do, @BilletHead needs a good pic of a Threadfin.
  5. A wise man once said: Girls latch onto a guy expecting that he will change....but he doesn't. Guys latch onto a girl expecting that she won't change....but she does.
  6. Sorry to hear about your ol'friend. That's too bad πŸ˜” There's alot of BS biology related to bees. My favorite is the thing about the scouts coming back and performing a dance that allegedly communicates information to the rest of the hive occupants. But when this mystical dance happens 99% of the hive occupants aren't even looking. They are either buried under 40 other bees, or are just generally doing other things and not even watching "Dance fever boy" or paying attention at all. I witnessed a cool bee thing once. This girl that was a genuine snotty brat was sitting on a horse when a bee started buzzing its nose. The horse shook it head and snorted, and the bee let him have it right on the snoot. The horse went batshit crazy, reared up and dumped ol' snotty pants right on her keester HARD. πŸ˜…
  7. I have never understood the cowboy boot thing. It's a lame fashion statement that makes no sense at all. Even for a real cowboy, that has to be among the worst possible choice of footwear. Only a slight step above a pair of flip-flops.
  8. I'm thinking that relationships would already be teetering before anyone called me.
  9. Noooo, I'm probably the last person anyone should take advice from. This is for entertainment purposes only. Specifically mine. πŸ˜…
  10. I'm afraid there's going to be some kayak disasters on Lake O before long. It's not the fishing guys either, they seem to have some sense. It has become a recent thing with all these non-fishing crackheads buying 75.00-150.00 kayaks from Walmart or Dick's and taking off across the main channel. Saw several doing it on those nice days immediately after ice-out.... wearing nothing but shorts, flip-flops, and a T-shirt. How much meth does it take to ward off hypothermia I wonder? I'm thinking probably 2 hits less than it takes to survive being run over by a Scarab. 😐
  11. Back around 1992-93 the bass club I was in received a hefty package of Madman craws for each B.A.S.S. federated member. Just curious if they did that to every federated club in the state?
  12. Do so called Cancer "survivors" ever pause and wonder if they never actually had cancer to begin with ? Just curious. πŸ€”
  13. I was shocked that MG finally addressed this. The new Tour mount is built to match an MK or an MG hole pattern. Takes a little fiddling. Takes more than a little fiddling I'm afraid. Just because the mounting holes align doesn't mean that the degree of overhang is acceptable.....Which it never is.
  14. Yes I do..... but as usual Mercury Marine snuffed it. They want you to scrap the old 75 and buy their new 4-stroke. And then in 6-7 years they'll do the same to your 2021 unit. Dirty rotten basturds! πŸ™„
  15. Trolling motor mounting holes never line up. Use a piece of 1/4" dowl rod and some fiberglass resin to plug up the old holes.
  16. https://youtu.be/M8pt_6r4IzI
  17. Hmm, well alrighty then. I still think it was better when I said it. πŸ˜…
  18. Really? Let's hear it! 😁
  19. Good LordπŸ™„ You operate like an episode of Shameless.
  20. Well he isn't from Gravi. I don't know if he took my low IQ advice or not, he, nor his gal, have been seen or heard from since. πŸ€” So since you're older/wiser, and folks in your subdivision are ultimately smarter by comparison, let's hear the friendly advice that YOU would have given him. πŸ™‚
  21. No kidding. Alot can happen between now and April 6th. πŸ™„
  22. At a bbq get together awhile back all of us guys were at one end of the yard, and all the women were at the other end, on the deck. One of the gals started bitching to the other gals about how her ol' man wasn't taking care of her properly......and then of course on the way home each of us OTHER GUYS got to hear about it. Then when us guys got together again it became a running joke. Eventually we pinned the "offending party" down and asked him why he wasn't taking care of business. Well it seemed that everytime he tried she had some lame excuse why she wasn't in the mood.... Her back hurts, her leg hurts, headache, upset about something the kids did... always something. So he just quit pestering her about it. So ol' Wrench the marriage counselor thought about it a bit, and then I told him that the next time she was wanting to go do something he should say... "Isn't your back hurting? Everything ok with the kids? No leg pain today? Need a couple aspirins before we go?" And if all systems were GO, then it wasn't time to go Garage Sale'ing, Grocery shopping, or shopping for furniture or towels.... it was time for a romp. I haven't seen them since.....So either a divorce is pending....or they haven't left the bedroom. Either way I think we have SUCCESS. I should send him a bill. πŸ˜‚
  23. I don't waste time proving that I'm right, I simply challenge her to put up a reasonable argument that I am wrong. I'll gracefully accept it and apologize for my ignorance if that is done. I don't put my loved ones through ANY crap. None at all. So they have nothing undesirable to "put up with". I even eat off of paper plates and napkins so as not to dirty any unnecessary dishes. Therefore I'm not going to apologize for not being a spineless wimp like my father in-law. That poor Tic-tac eating basturd has no life at all that isn't 100% controlled by Mother Hen.
  24. If you were paying attention you would have heard him report that the more injured/stressed a fish was, the longer it remained in the bay. Well YEAH it did....and it doesn't take a very smart person to figure out why. Dead fish don't swim very good. Duh! πŸ˜…
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