At a bbq get together awhile back all of us guys were at one end of the yard, and all the women were at the other end, on the deck. One of the gals started bitching to the other gals about how her ol' man wasn't taking care of her properly......and then of course on the way home each of us OTHER GUYS got to hear about it. Then when us guys got together again it became a running joke. Eventually we pinned the "offending party" down and asked him why he wasn't taking care of business.
Well it seemed that everytime he tried she had some lame excuse why she wasn't in the mood.... Her back hurts, her leg hurts, headache, upset about something the kids did... always something. So he just quit pestering her about it. So ol' Wrench the marriage counselor thought about it a bit, and then I told him that the next time she was wanting to go do something he should say... "Isn't your back hurting? Everything ok with the kids? No leg pain today? Need a couple aspirins before we go?" And if all systems were GO, then it wasn't time to go Garage Sale'ing, Grocery shopping, or shopping for furniture or towels.... it was time for a romp.
I haven't seen them since.....So either a divorce is pending....or they haven't left the bedroom. Either way I think we have SUCCESS. I should send him a bill. π