Just funny stuff

[Terrierman]

[BilletHead]

34 minutes ago, Terrierman said:

  So watch out if you endanger or try to take our freedom we are coming after you.

[Quillback]

A woman was seeking a large turkey for a family dinner.

She looked up and down the aisle finding only smaller turkeys. She spotted a clerk putting out more turkeys. More 15 pound birds she noted.

Disappointed, she asked the clerk, “Do they get any larger?”

Clerk replied dryly…”No mam…they’re dead.”

[Quillback]

[Quillback]

Here's one for JF @Johnsfolly

 

Did you hear about the cowboy who wanted to adopt a weiner dog?

He wanted to "Get a long, little doggy".

[Johnsfolly]

[Quillback]

[Maverickpro201]

[Johnsfolly]

[Johnsfolly]

I remember reading this in Mad Magazine as a teen😉