Just funny stuff

[Mitch f]

Just now, ness said:

Tooth-hurty

 

 

 

(c) Laffy Taffy

What’s the last thing an elephant  wants to hear from an Italian dentist?

Tuscaloosa 

[Mitch f]

6 minutes ago, ness said:

Tooth-hurty

 

 

 

(c) Laffy Taffy

Did you hear about the cowboy 🤠 with the brown nose 👃?

 

Lookin fer love in all the wrong places.

[Mitch f]

3 hours ago, ColdWaterFshr said:

Okay, well, since it seems to be perfectly acceptable, I'll take your Bob Ross and raise you one Molly Bobbins

 

Produced by Bette Midler! 😂

[oneshot]

6 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I thought the idea of a "good union job" was to keep from being worked like a pack mule?

Oh that wasn’t the half of it.

Be ready to go at 2AM then they call you every hour telling you their broke down come in at 8AM work until 9PM go back in at 7AM.

Couldn’t advance or bid off your Job because no one else could do it.

oneshot

[Johnsfolly]

The teacher during a vocabulary session asked her class if someone could use the word fascinate in a sentence. 

Megan and little Johnny raised their hands. The teachers asked Megan to say her sentence. "I went to the zoo with my dad and the animals were fascinatimg." Sorry Megan but the word was fascinate.

Barbara and little Johnny both raised their hands and the teacher asked Barbara to say her sentence. "I watched a show about computers and I was fascinated." Barbara I wanted a sentence with the word fascinate.

Little Johnny raised his hand again. The teacher has had issues with Johnny having inappropriate responses. She felt this time Johnny couldn't have a bad answer. Ok Johnny let's hear your sentence. Johnny said "My aunt has a shirt with ten buttons but her boobs are so big that she can only fascinate!"

[Johnsfolly]

What is the fastest land mammal?

A toddler when you ask them what they have in their mouth 🤣🤣!

[BilletHead]

[Johnsfolly]

[ness]

[Johnsfolly]

11 minutes ago, ness said:

But do they need to tuck their hair up under their hats to apply?!?