Mitch f Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Just now, ness said: Tooth-hurty (c) Laffy Taffy What’s the last thing an elephant wants to hear from an Italian dentist? Tuscaloosa Johnsfolly, ness and BilletHead 1 2 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, ness said: Tooth-hurty (c) Laffy Taffy Did you hear about the cowboy 🤠 with the brown nose 👃? Lookin fer love in all the wrong places. "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 3 hours ago, ColdWaterFshr said: Okay, well, since it seems to be perfectly acceptable, I'll take your Bob Ross and raise you one Molly Bobbins Produced by Bette Midler! 😂 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneshot Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 6 hours ago, fishinwrench said: I thought the idea of a "good union job" was to keep from being worked like a pack mule? Oh that wasn’t the half of it. Be ready to go at 2AM then they call you every hour telling you their broke down come in at 8AM work until 9PM go back in at 7AM. Couldn’t advance or bid off your Job because no one else could do it. oneshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 The teacher during a vocabulary session asked her class if someone could use the word fascinate in a sentence. Megan and little Johnny raised their hands. The teachers asked Megan to say her sentence. "I went to the zoo with my dad and the animals were fascinatimg." Sorry Megan but the word was fascinate. Barbara and little Johnny both raised their hands and the teacher asked Barbara to say her sentence. "I watched a show about computers and I was fascinated." Barbara I wanted a sentence with the word fascinate. Little Johnny raised his hand again. The teacher has had issues with Johnny having inappropriate responses. She felt this time Johnny couldn't have a bad answer. Ok Johnny let's hear your sentence. Johnny said "My aunt has a shirt with ten buttons but her boobs are so big that she can only fascinate!" Mitch f, BilletHead, Deadstream and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 What is the fastest land mammal? A toddler when you ask them what they have in their mouth 🤣🤣! BilletHead and Quillback 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BilletHead Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Quillback, Johnsfolly and liphunter 3 "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 d377ac176c01df9f2b0301269492cf1d_37843285349932.mp4 snagged in outlet 3 and BilletHead 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ness Posted May 21, 2021 Author Share Posted May 21, 2021 BilletHead, Johnsfolly, Deadstream and 1 other 4 John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, ness said: But do they need to tuck their hair up under their hats to apply?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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