BilletHead Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 7 hours ago, Daryk Campbell Sr said: Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep, it strikes when you're always afraid! RIGHT HERE ON OAF FORUMS! Everyday 😁. Good one Daryk. "We have met the enemy and it is us", Pogo If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend" Lefty Kreh " Never display your knowledge, you only share it" Lefty Kreh "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!" BilletHead " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting" BilletHead P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs" BilletHead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netboy Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 ... snagged in outlet 3, Quillback, Johnsfolly and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 When we first started dating my girlfriend asked me to loan her $100. After three years we broke up and she returned that $100. I lost interest in that relationship!🤣 Daryk Campbell Sr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 I was going to donate blood today but they kept asking too many personal questions. Where did you get the blood? Who's blood is it?!?🤣 kjackson, Daryk Campbell Sr and snagged in outlet 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 When I was at the zoo today I noticed a piece of toast in one of the enclosures so asked one of the zookeepers, "How did that toast get into the cage?" She replied, "It was bread in captivity!"🤣 Quillback, snagged in outlet 3 and Daryk Campbell Sr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 For @Ham What did the Toronto Mapleleafs fan do after his team won the Stanley Cup? He turned off the Xbox!🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 On 5/27/2022 at 6:15 AM, Johnsfolly said: For @Ham What did the Toronto Mapleleafs fan do after his team won the Stanley Cup? He turned off the Xbox!🤣 #toosoon snagged in outlet 3 1 Every Saint has a past, every Sinner has a future. On Instagram @hamneedstofish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 A Rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a Baptist minister were sitting together on a park bench in a small mountain village. They see a bear ambling down the street in search of food. The three men decide to hold a contest over the next 30 days to see which of them can bring the bear to religion. They agree to meet again at the same time in the park in 30 days. After thirty days the priest and the minister show up at the park on time. "How did you do with the bear?" asked the priest. "Oh, not bad at all. He is coming to services twice a week and he's started teaching Sunday School classes! He is even considering being baptized! What about you? Any success with the bear?" "You bet! I have him attending Mass at least once a week and he's starting to learn his Catechisms!" At that moment, an ambulance stops in front of them and an EMT goes around to the back and opens the door. The rabbi is wrapped in bandages and laying on a gurney. "What happened?!?" asked the priest and the minister. "Well I had the bear coming to services and he started learning quotations from the Torah. But I probably should have waited on the circumcision..." 🤣 Daryk Campbell Sr, kjackson and Deadstream 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Studies show that most stabbings are committted by someone close to the victim. Within arms length to be specific. And by the way that's why the bow and arrow was invented. I want to stab that guy but he is all the way over there! 🤣 My wife told me that i am the cheapest person that she has ever met. I don't buy that! 🤣 Daryk Campbell Sr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 How to become friends with a woman. 1) Find a woman that you really like and want to be friends with. 2) Tell her that you love her. 3) She will tell you that she would rather be friends! 4) Done! 🤣 My math teacher said that I was average. I thought that was mean!🤣 Daryk Campbell Sr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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