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Well I guess I am not smart enough to link the cideo, but search for stinky finger monkey video.  Makes me laugh every time.

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Here's the photo the Star ran with the article. I thought about posting a screen shot of the headline here, but just couldn't pull the trigger. :D

 

A man from Nixa, Mo. has been charged with having sexual relations with a cow - but not this one.

John

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1 hour ago, ness said:

Here's the photo the Star ran with the article. I thought about posting a screen shot of the headline here, but just couldn't pull the trigger. :D

 

A man from Nixa, Mo. has been charged with having sexual relations with a cow - but not this one.

I guess a screen shot would've been better than the money shot!?

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

"Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor

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4 hours ago, Mitch f said:

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

boy, that had a great start and then a DUD finish.  Good one.  Made me chuckle.

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