Just funny stuff

[Mitch f]

1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

It's a give and take bro 😊 

I'm sure I can find a habit or three to complain about.  😎 

She also fishes main lake points like the best of them....are you up for the challenge?

[fishinwrench]

5 hours ago, Mitch f said:

She also fishes main lake points like the best of them....are you up for the challenge?

Oh dang,. Hadn't considered that!   I can't be hookin' up with someone that can outfish me.   

You're right, St.Pat is 100% out of my league.  😟   Marty, please drink your orange juice, and take care of yourself. 

[Mitch f]

Obituary
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

[snagged in outlet 3]

16 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

I already warned you, when you croak I'm moving in on her.  😍

Yeah right, there's a real offer she can't refuse.  A know it all, internet genius with a few bad habits and living at a campground.  Because when Sugar gets done with you you'll be back there at the campground... 

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Yeah right, there's a real offer she can't refuse.  A know it all, internet genius with a few bad habits and living at a campground.  Because when Sugar gets done with you you'll be back there at the campground... 

That's an odd pedigree assessment.   

I'd like to think that most who actually know me would say that I am a pleasant free-thinking confident provider/survivor with numerous skills who has never lived "in a campground" but has experienced temporary homelessness, and has far more leader characteristics than follower traits. Drug free, violence free, and not an alcoholic.  The only people who don't seem to enjoy my company are the ones whose feelings I have hurt at one time or another, and who resist getting over it because they are tender politically correct snowflakes.  

In other words...a pretty good catch. One could certainly do alot worse 😊

[snagged in outlet 3]

1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

That's an odd pedigree assessment.   

I'd like to think that most who actually know me would say that I am a pleasant free-thinking confident provider/survivor with numerous skills who has never lived "in a campground" but has experienced temporary homelessness, and has far more leader characteristics than follower traits. Drug free, violence free, and not an alcoholic.  The only people who don't seem to enjoy my company are the ones whose feelings I have hurt at one time or another, and who resist getting over it because they are tender politically correct snowflakes.  

In other words...a pretty good catch. One could certainly do alot worse 😊

I was kidding. 

[fishinwrench]

44 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I was kidding. 

Better watch it or I'll start hitting on YOUR wife.   😅

[snagged in outlet 3]

39 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Better watch it or I'll start hitting on YOUR wife.   😅

Good luck!  I've seen what you look like, your earning potential and that fantastic retirement plan you laid out a while ago.  I ain't skeert!!

[fishinwrench]

54 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Good luck!  I've seen what you look like, your earning potential and that fantastic retirement plan you laid out a while ago.  I ain't skeert!!

I think we could live pretty rightous. My income plus that alimony you'll be paying.   🤠 

How many miles are on your (our) Tahoe?

[snagged in outlet 3]

14 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I think we could live pretty rightous. My income plus that alimony you'll be paying.   🤠 

How many miles are on your (our) Tahoe?

Ram 1500, 136,000 miles.  New tires too.  She left the farm at 18 so I don't know how you are going to get her to Gravois Mills much less that 5 county area restriction of yours.  She's suburban.

You still haven't skeert me.