Mitch f Posted May 11, 2020 Posted May 11, 2020 Johnsfolly, Terrierman, BilletHead and 2 others 2 3 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
Johnsfolly Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 I took the shell off of my racing snail thinking that it would make him faster. If anything it made him more sluggish🤣! Mitch f, BilletHead and liphunter 1 2
Johnsfolly Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?!? One. They are very efficient and not terribly funny!😉 BilletHead and Mitch f 2
Johnsfolly Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you ?!?🤔 A pool table🤣! Mitch f and BilletHead 2
liphunter Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 Johnsfolly, Have you been hanging around the medicine cabinet again? 😁 Terrierman, Mitch f, Quillback and 3 others 6 Luck is where preparation meets opportunity...... Or you could just flip a coin???
N9BOW Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said: I took the shell off of my racing snail thinking that it would make him faster. If anything it made him more sluggish🤣! That gets a Bouaaaaahaaaaahaaaaa and a Nose Bleed John. I have many German counterparts! BTW.... That other post is spot on for some.. But most are super funny and a blast to hang/work with! liphunter and Johnsfolly 2
Johnsfolly Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort! I told my wife that she drew on her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! I threw a boomerang a few years ago. Now I live in constant fear! N9BOW, JestersHK, Quillback and 3 others 6
Johnsfolly Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, liphunter said: Johnsfolly, Have you been hanging around the medicine cabinet again? 😁 My daughter hit the dad jokes a little hard this evening. Just talking her down now😉! liphunter and JestersHK 1 1
N9BOW Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said: My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort! I told my wife that she drew on her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! I threw a boomerang a few years ago. Now I live in constant fear! DUDE! all winners! Terrierman, liphunter and Johnsfolly 2 1
Johnsfolly Posted May 12, 2020 Posted May 12, 2020 Last one for now. I entered 10 puns into a pun contest hoping that one would win; but no pun in ten did😪. liphunter and Bushbeater 2
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