Just funny stuff

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[Johnsfolly]

What did the Tin man say after he was run over by a steam roller?

Rats foiled again🤣

[Johnsfolly]

My dog ate all of the letters from our Scrabble game. He's  been leaving us little messages all around the house.

[Johnsfolly]

While leaving a garage sale the guy in front of me dropped the Scrabble game that he had brought. I had to ask him "Hey buddy what's the word on the street?"

[Mitch f]

Hypocrisy...My wife is always wearing my T-Shirts, Shorts, etc. 

but when I wear one of her dresses, Suddenly, it’s “We need to talk”

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1 hour ago, Mitch f said:

Hypocrisy...My wife is always wearing my T-Shirts, Shorts, etc. 

but when I wear one of her dresses, Suddenly, it’s “We need to talk”

I wore my wife’s underwear to work on the line at GM 30 years ago.  All mine were dirty so I wore hers backwards😁.  

[Johnsfolly]

What do you call a rooster looking at romaine lettuce?

A seesa salad😆

[Mitch f]

20 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

What do you call a rooster looking at romaine lettuce?

A seesa salad😆

Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaa! 😂

[Mitch f]

Witness Protection Program

[fishinwrench]

I'm going to have to declare war on a family of coons I guess.  I kinda liked having them around to take care of fish guts and other things we chuck out of the fridge....but they are starting to get into my customers boats, and I can't allow that to go on.  One of them popped open a can of Red Bull in one of the boats out here, and it took 2 hours to get the stain out of the carpet.  Plus they routinely empty my squirrel feeders.   

They're going down!