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Some people poop too much.  I have a buddy that has to poop 3-4 times a day, it's rediculous. You can't go anywhere with him that he doesn't have to sneak off to drop a duece.  I think he enjoys it.

I wake up, have coffee, poop.....and I'm good until tomorrow morning.    

Posted
1 minute ago, liphunter said:

That’s offensive 😡. I prefer to called Zinger😬

You call your poop a zinger?    That's cute!   

Can you go in a take one of your little zingers while your wife is in the shower?

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7 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

You call your poop a zinger?    That's cute!   

Can you go in a take one of your little zingers while your wife is in the shower?

                  You missed it Wrench.      Cupcake   Zinger    Remember Hostess brand ?     I prefer at my age being called a Nutty Bar   (Little Debbie brand) 

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted
3 hours ago, BilletHead said:

                  You missed it Wrench.      Cupcake   Zinger    Remember Hostess brand ?     I prefer at my age being called a Nutty Bar   (Little Debbie brand) 

Ahh I see.   A Twinkee

Posted
2 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Ahh I see.   A Twinkee

          Zinger is a twinkee on steroids. 

"We have met the enemy and it is us",

Pogo

   If you compete with your fellow anglers, you become their competitor, If you help them you become their friend"

Lefty Kreh

    " Never display your knowledge, you only share it"

Lefty Kreh

         "Eat more bass and there will be more room for walleye to grow!"

BilletHead

    " One thing in life is for sure. If you are careful you can straddle the barbed wire fence but make one mistake and you will be hurting"

BilletHead

  P.S. "May your fences be short or hope you have long legs"

BilletHead

Posted
3 hours ago, BilletHead said:

                  You missed it Wrench.      Cupcake   Zinger    Remember Hostess brand ?     I prefer at my age being called a Nutty Bar   (Little Debbie brand) 

Don't recall a brown Zinger.  Most were yellow like a Twinkie.  If its yellow, dude has issues....

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

Posted
5 minutes ago, jdmidwest said:

Don't recall a brown Zinger.  Most were yellow like a Twinkie.  If its yellow, dude has issues....

They have chocolate zingers.

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First Alaska trip on the Kenai River at the upper end of Skialak Lake, we stayed at a improvised float camp of locals.  Cathole with 2 boards across it, 5 gallon bucket with bottom cut out, regular toilet ring and lid sit on top of it.  Morning ritual resulted in a balancing act trying to keep all components in line for the bearing down to get the job done.  If you lost balance, you end up in the pit.  Compounded by the fact that it was on a makeshift trail cut into the thick underbrush that the local grizzly used to cross the peninsula we were camped on.  Really hard to concentrate.

Move out day, someone wanted to toss that bucket into the raft I was on.  it went to the fire pretty quick, too many splatters.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

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