gravel bar bathroom

[oneshot 1]

On 9/2/2020 at 1:22 AM, fishinwrench said:

Tell her, Hell yeah we believe in it..... here's 46 bucks, make it happen !

What was funny instead of using the Outhouse she squatted by the Pumps.

She was visiting one time. Can't drive a car back here, no Electric, no Running Water, no Phone and you people actually like living here?

She seen me in Springfield one time. What you doing? Cleaning a Road Kill Turkey. Just shook her head saying Dang Hillbilly and Hillbilly ways.

oneshot

[FishnDave]

I wonder how Dr. Suess would explain the predicament?

"I had a bout of discomfort and despair.

What I need is a chair!

I built that chair from parts of disrepair.

Look at there!

Others looked upon my chair.

What have you got there?

I explained the purpose of my chair.

Intrigued, they asked if I'd share.

Share my chair??

Begrudgingly I lent my chair to a friend I thought fair.

Following the use, I found a hair.

Beware!  A hair is now stuck to my chair!

A simple flick or brush won't remove it.

Even a hard scrub won't do it.

Doggone it, I can no longer use this chair,

with the hair stuck just there.

Now I must build a new one.

And I will be the only one allowed to take a poo on!

I really did like using my chair."

[ColdWaterFshr]

18 minutes ago, FishnDave said:

I wonder how Dr. Suess would explain the predicament?

"I had a bout of discomfort and despair.

What I need is a chair!

I built that chair from parts of disrepair.

Look at there!

Others looked upon my chair.

What have you got there?

I explained the purpose of my chair.

Intrigued, they asked if I'd share.

Share my chair??

Begrudgingly I lent my chair to a friend I thought fair.

Following the use, I found a hair.

Beware!  A hair is now stuck to my chair!

A simple flick or brush won't remove it.

Even a hard scrub won't do it.

Doggone it, I can no longer use this chair,

with the hair stuck just there.

Now I must build a new one.

And I will be the only one allowed to take a poo on!

I really did like using my chair."

This is brilliant!  Thanks for the laugh.

[ducky123]

sorry, gone

 

 

 

 

[Gavin]

That is disgusting....Dig a hole. Do your business at least 100' away from the river. 

[Deadstream]

Put a plastic bag in it and pack it out. Been doing that for years. Don't over think it. A trash bag and an ammo can holds plenty of poop. 

[ducky123]

I like the trash can liner idea. I will give that a try.

[jdmidwest]

10 hours ago, ducky123 said:

So after a four day float, I  made one modification. There is a long rope added. After an explosive incident after a night of chilli and beer, the rope makes the thing self cleaning. One of my dry bags fits a 5 gal bucket perfectly in the canoe.

 

Some screen wire to make a funnel and you can catch the minnows that clean it for bait!

[Terrierman]

Somebody doesn't respect our rivers.  Hard for me to understand.