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Dolls!!!   Totally freak me out.  

[fishinwrench]

34 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Dolls!!!   Totally freak me out.  

I think everyone can understand that one. 

The monkey thing I have to deal with....well... it's kinda embarrassing.  Everytime my daughter sees a monkey and says "Oh how cute!" ..... I just wanna put her up for adoption.   And I've told her that too.  She thinks I'm kidding.

I'm not. 😳

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8 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

I think everyone can understand that one. 

The monkey thing I have to deal with....well... it's kinda embarrassing.  Everytime my daughter sees a monkey and says "Oh how cute!" ..... I just wanna put her up for adoption.   And I've told her that too.  She thinks I'm kidding.

I'm not. 😳

Have you seen someone who has been attacked by a monkey. Chimp I guess is more specific.   

[fishinwrench]

4 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Have you seen someone who has been attacked by a monkey. Chimp I guess is more specific.   

In videos I have, but not in my presence or the basturd would be on one side of the room, and his head would be on the other.   I hate to admit it, but I have the immediate desire to murder them upon sight.

My mom had an employee of hers that was a Vietnamese gal that had a couple monkeys when I was a kid.  She thought it was cute to bring the little cocksuckers over for "visits".  

Finally I broke down and told mom to either WARN ME when she was coming over, so that I could LEAVE.....or else I was going to get a shotgun from the gun cabinet and end their "visits" for good!   

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We’re they chimps?   Or one of those little music box monkeys. 

[fishinwrench]

32 minutes ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

We’re they chimps?   Or one of those little music box monkeys. 

Does it matter?  Either one can catch a 3" Magnum load of #4's with their face, for all I care.   

[Johnsfolly]

15 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

I don’t trust monkeys either.  

Had a neighbor with a Squirrel Monkey as a pet when I was a kid. That covers two bases. Dress it up like a clown for the horror trifecta !

That thing bit everyone. Nasty little creature for sure.

[Johnsfolly]

15 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Dolls!!!   Totally freak me out.  

So you aren't up for watching Annabelle and it's sequel(s)?

[MrGiggles]

16 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

In videos I have, but not in my presence or the basturd would be on one side of the room, and his head would be on the other.   I hate to admit it, but I have the immediate desire to murder them upon sight.

My mom had an employee of hers that was a Vietnamese gal that had a couple monkeys when I was a kid.  She thought it was cute to bring the little cocksuckers over for "visits".  

Finally I broke down and told mom to either WARN ME when she was coming over, so that I could LEAVE.....or else I was going to get a shotgun from the gun cabinet and end their "visits" for good!   

I used to not care about them, until I read that they are like four times stronger than a human. A chimp half your body weight could wad you up like a pretzel and not even break a sweat. 

Then there's this guy, tried to eat a friend of his owners.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)#:~:text=Travis (October 21%2C 1995 –,to attack a police officer.

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3 hours ago, Johnsfolly said:

So you aren't up for watching Annabelle and it's sequel(s)?

I don’t know that is