We Are Married

[oneshot]

We have my Mother in Law we are taking care of.

The other day she gave my wife a box of Chocolate Covered Cherry’s told my wife not to share them with me.

My wife just got Life Insurance. She put me down as beneficiary. My Mother in Law got mad at her for doing this.

We have been married 37 years come on!

Her Son bought a Pickup before he passed. Our nephew is taking care of his estate.

My Mother in Law went by our Nieces and seen a Pickup there. Now she is saying our nephew gave her the Pickup. Thing is it isn’t even the same color.

She promised my Sister in Law some money if she would come here. Sister in Law drives from Colorado expecting the money. Mother in Law wouldn’t give it to her because she might give some to her boyfriend.
 

She has always been this way so why expect different?

oneshot

[liphunter]

I hear you one shot. Wives and mother-in-laws. Can't live with them and there always mad at you girl friend!

[Dutch]

If it will make you feel any better, I will send you a box of chocolates.🤑

[oneshot]

7 hours ago, Dutch said:

If it will make you feel any better, I will send you a box of chocolates.🤑

Funny I had another woman give me a Box.

 Woman that cooks for me was saying a Butternut Squash was a Yam. Ok whatever!

oneshot

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10 hours ago, liphunter said:

I hear you one shot. Wives and mother-in-laws. Can't live with them and there always mad at you girl friend!

You’re on fire😂

[oneshot]

On 1/13/2021 at 8:00 AM, liphunter said:

I hear you one shot. Wives and mother-in-laws. Can't live with them and there always mad at you girl friend!

Actually my wife welcomes Girlfriends but I’m sure my Mother in Law wouldn’t.

My wife actually laughs at them.

oneshot

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On 1/14/2021 at 8:29 AM, oneshot said:

Actually my wife welcomes Girlfriends but I’m sure my Mother in Law wouldn’t.

My wife actually laughs at them.

oneshot

Well yeah.  You even said you can't do the dirty deed anyway...😁

[fishinwrench]

1 hour ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Well yeah.  You even said you can't do the dirty deed anyway...😁

Sometimes women just need somebody to cook for and to clean up after.   And they always need someone to yell at.  

Sugarbritches hardly ever raised hell with me until the big kids moved out. But now all the hell-raising that used to get directed at them, now gets directed at me.   

If anything happens to the youngest kid or the dog I will be in serious trouble.... unless I can secure a girlfriend. 

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3 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

Sometimes women just need somebody to cook for and to clean up after.   And they always need someone to yell at.  

Sugarbritches hardly ever raised hell with me until the big kids moved out. But now all the hell-raising that used to get directed at them, now gets directed at me.   

If anything happens to the youngest kid or the dog I will be in serious trouble.... unless I can secure a girlfriend. 

Man sounds like you chose wives poorly, twice😂.   I thought you were smarter than that.   I guess not huh😁

[fishinwrench]

2 hours ago, snagged in outlet 3 said:

Man sounds like you chose wives poorly, twice😂.   I thought you weee smarter than that.   I guess not huh😁

Listen, when you're as buttass ugly as I am, and mouthy to boot....You don't get to choose whichever prom queen you want.   You just happily accept whoever is willing to pick the ticks off the spots you can't reach.