Camel Milk

[dan hufferd]

Apparently camel milk is the next new health food, at nearly $300 per gallon I guess the rich and famous will be the healthiest.

My son has completed paddocks in this new camel free stall barn.

I was helping him with some of the outside fencing yesterday.

The owner says they cannot keep up with demand....who knew?

In addition a young female camel will fetch $10k

[MrGiggles]

Wonder if it'll be viable long term, or if they'll go the way of emus and alpacas. 

Why do the knees look backwards on the one closest to the camera?

[Dutch]

I thought camels had 2 humps instead of 1.

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6 minutes ago, Dutch said:

I thought camels had 2 humps instead of 1.

Both single and double hump camels exist...  

[netboy]

Camel meat is pretty good also. When I was working in Kuwait, the butcher shops would put the head of the freshly killed camel in a bucket in front of their shop to show that the meat was fresh. They did the same thing with goats.

[Dutch]

I’ve always heard of the 1 hump being called a dromedary and two as camels.

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1 hour ago, Dutch said:

I’ve always heard of the 1 hump being called a dromedary and two as camels.

Bactrian is the other 

[fishinwrench]

Explain the difference between a noun and a verb....

"Hump" is a noun, meaning the thing on the back of a camel.   

Unless that thing is another camel....in which case, it's a verb.   

[fishinwrench]

I have another one. 😁 

 

 

An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq.
During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks a soldier, "why is that camel there?"

The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges."

A month later the Captian has urges himself. He puts a ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

[Jerry Rapp]

I hear their toes are o.k.