This Is Embarrassing

[oneshot 1]

Went to Visitation this evening of a fellow employee wife that passed. 

Boss said I had to wear uniform. 

I've asked him many times to replace me.  Heck I can't walk well, can't use one Arm and I can't hear but NO!

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[tjm]

Are you a slave?

Don't y'all have a Union?

[oneshot 1]

50 minutes ago, tjm said:

Are you a slave?

Don't y'all have a Union?

Nope! Before Boss gave me the Job I was able to. 

Now just falling apart and there is no way I can do stuff. 

My wife uses her College and Work Record. He Boss is worried she is going to quit. 

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[Ketchup]

Get a job at Walmart as a greeter. They like old people that are falling apart. Then you can grab your meds, groceries, and liquor all before you head home to feed the goats. 

[oneshot 1]

53 minutes ago, Ketchup said:

Get a job at Walmart as a greeter. They like old people that are falling apart. Then you can grab your meds, groceries, and liquor all before you head home to feed the goats. 

I actually thought about Walmart but they don't have a sit down Job.

My wife said this evening we need to get Goats.

I had them taken out because I don't want to mess with them. 

Our Son is thinking about keeping the Horses over here.

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[jdmidwest]

8 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

I actually thought about Walmart but they don't have a sit down Job.

My wife said this evening we need to get Goats.

I had them taken out because I don't want to mess with them. 

Our Son is thinking about keeping the Horses over here.

oneshot 

Buzz in for interview in wheel chair, have to take you sitting down then.  It's the law.

[FishnDave]

Sounds like he didn't specify WHICH uniform to wear...so that is up to you.

[Johnsfolly]

40 minutes ago, FishnDave said:

Sounds like he didn't specify WHICH uniform to wear...so that is up to you.

Dave weren't you wearing that when we fished together a couple of weeks ago 😅?!?

[FishnDave]

54 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

Dave weren't you wearing that when we fished together a couple of weeks ago 😅?!?

Of course!  I like to blend into my urban fishing surroundings!  And those strike indicators I use are called "Fish Pimp", after all. 👍

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2 hours ago, FishnDave said:

Sounds like he didn't specify WHICH uniform to wear...so that is up to you.

Well actually he did. 

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