Monday Funny

[Maverickpro201]

[oneshot 1]

P Whipped. 

oneshot 

[Maverickpro201]

Never had a P Whipped problem. You put the rules down before you marry it. Then all is good. And the P comes running when called for. 

[oneshot 1]

30 minutes ago, Maverickpro201 said:

Never had a P Whipped problem. You put the rules down before you marry it. Then all is good. And the P comes running when called for. 

I'm not bad as my Brother but I have the last say.

My wife kicked me out. I moved in with another woman. 

My wife few weeks later asked how me and this other was getting along? Oh great she is talking about getting married. 

Oh can't have that get your stuff and get back home where you belong.  Never figured another woman would have you. 

Two weeks later the other woman called me wanting to just be friends. 

Has been great with me and my wife since. Truth is I never told my wife this other woman and me would never work because she was pure city.

 

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[fishinwrench]

8 hours ago, oneshot 1 said:

 

My wife kicked me out.

That only happens to the P-whipped.....or Live-in boyfriends .

Mine is free to leave whenever she wants, and I'll even give her some funds to live on for awhile......but I'm not "moving out" regardless of who's right/wrong.   

[fshndoug]

So you say lol

[BilletHead]

            Pat says she is Peter whipped. 😁

[fishinwrench]

11 minutes ago, BilletHead said:

            Pat says she is Peter whipped. 😁

Put her in a punkin' shell !  😅

[BilletHead]

4 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Put her in a punkin' shell !  😅

              I am not mean to her, maybe that is why I am so spoiled. I know what I can get away with though. 😃

[oneshot 1]

Well basically I live at one end of the house and she lives at the other. 

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