Mitch f Posted December 14, 2023 Author Share Posted December 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, fishinwrench said: You're talking to the guy that used gloves and a pair of channel-lock pliers to get the mail out of his box during COVID. 😂 say it wasn’t so….you were freaking pussified by mail? "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Mitch f said: say it wasn’t so….you were freaking pussified by mail? Not Me! I was referring to @Al Agnew I had Marlboros and carb cleaner keeping me sterile. Didn't work though, I still got it, and for about 4 days I was concerned that I might be circling the drain. snagged in outlet 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverickpro201 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 10 hours ago, fishinwrench said: I was a little worried that it might be mine UNTIL he said "condoms"......Then I knew it didn't come from ME. 😉 I always thought condoms were like taking a shower with a raincoat on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishnDave Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 13 hours ago, Al Agnew said: The burning question is...why would they toss it out? Maybe they got a "burning sensation"? Before my wife and I got married, we shared an apartment. Saw some unusual evening activity around one of the apartment complex's dumpsters. A car drove in, tossed something in the dumpster, and hurriedly drove away. Curious at the sketchy behavior, we went to see what they'd thrown in the dumpster. It was a grocery sack of sex toys and porn videos. Exactly your question, @Al Agnew, why would they throw all that away? And go out of their way to make sure it wasn't in THEIR OWN TRASH? @fishinwrench Yeah, Cap't Crunch does it me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjm Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Edible honey 3000 years old from tombs and butter 4000 years old from peat bogs make a 27 year old Twinkie or a 14 year old hamburger seem fresh. Food spoilage isn't about biodegrading, spoilage is about bacteria, mold and other microbes growing in the food substance and causing decomposition or fermentation. Refined sugar doesn't spoil either. The foods that spoil fastest are things that are highly contaminated with microbes, those are the foods to avoid, not Twinkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 1 hour ago, FishnDave said: why would they throw all that away? All sex toys end up in a dumpster somewhere. They are the first thing to go when a break-up occurs. People will screw each other's partners, sleep in the same bed, and eat with the same silverware, but I'll be darn if they'll use the same toys that were used in the previous relationship. I guess the emotional attachment is just too personal. 😅 I mean, they all have their own cute little names. 🥰 And being a mechanic I've had to overhaul my fair share of them. Much of what I know about keeping your outboards & trolling motors running was learned from rebuilding vibrators. 😂 You're officially CERTIFIED when you can overhaul one while sitting naked on the side of the bed IN THE DARK with nothing but a bobby-pin and a wet wipe. 🏆 awhuber, snagged in outlet 3, tho1mas and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Maverickpro201 said: I always thought condoms were like taking a shower with a raincoat on Wear 2 around everyday and when you go to doing the wild thing take one off. Then you get that free and easy feeling. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Used sex toys can just be thrown away......but what do you do with old Moldy Benjamin's? How long do you reckon the old boy has been hiding these from his wife ? 😅 B.O.A.T. And......how long ya reckon I can hide them from MINE ? BilletHead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted December 14, 2023 Author Share Posted December 14, 2023 17 hours ago, fishinwrench said: Not Me! I was referring to @Al Agnew I had Marlboros and carb cleaner keeping me sterile. Didn't work though, I still got it, and for about 4 days I was concerned that I might be circling the drain. Oops "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Agnew Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Well, I've never found that much money...but I did find a $100 bill snagged against the fence at our place in Montana. It's windy in Montana. And about a half mile up the road to the northwest is a house that was suspected of being a major drug dealer place, so I suspect some cash got blown away there during a transaction. I've searched the fence line ever since with no further finds. fishinwrench 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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