Johnsfolly

She's always listening 🙄

A few Far side cartoons.

A man was rushed to the hospital where they find 23 plastic horses stuck in his rectum. The Dr reports his condition as stable. 🤣

With Father's day coming Why did the Dad's joke cross the road 🤔? To get to the other Sigh! 🤣

How were you fishing, i.e., what type of terminal rigs, and what bait did you use?

Anyway I am a bit jealous of this state record. I am not sure that I have ever seen a river carpsucker in person let alone catch a state record on hook and line. Must be fishing in the wrong places, My Bad 🙄. Steven Henson of Bonne Terre reeled in a 3-pound, 14-ounce fish on the Mississippi River. St. Francois County angler catches state record river carpsucker Steven Henson of Bonne Terre reeled in a 3-pound, 14-ounce fish on the Mississippi River. JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – The Missouri Department of Conservation (MDC) congratulates Steven Henson of Bonne Terre for becoming the latest state record holder for river carpsucker. Henson was fishing with his pole-and-line on the Mississippi River June 1 when he reeled in the 3-pound, 14-ounce fish. The previous record was a 2-pound, 3-ounce fish caught on the South Grand River in 2008. The river carpsucker is the most abundant and widely distributed carpsucker in Missouri. This species mainly occurs in the Missouri and Mississippi rivers and their major prairie tributaries in northern and western Missouri. The river carpsucker is considered a sport fish, and is rarely taken on hook-and-line. The weighing of the fish was witnessed by MDC staff on a certified scale in the area. This is the sixth state record fish recorded in 2021. Missouri state record fish are recognized in two categories: pole-and-line and alternative methods. Alternative methods include: throwlines, limb lines, bank lines, jug lines, spearfishing, snagging, snaring, gigging, grabbing, archery, and atlatl. For more information on state record fish, visit http://bit.ly/2efq1vl. MDC confirms Steven Henson of Bonne Terre is the sixth state record holder of 2021 after catching a 3-pound, 14-ounce river carpsucker on the Mississippi River June 1.

No photos - Made a meatloaf - 2/3 ground beef, 1/3 pork sausage, diced onion and yellow bell pepper (cooked until onions wer translucent), parmesan cheese, worchestershire sauce, and smoke paprika. Served with mashed potatoes using ranch and milk. Also corn since we didn't have any peas😉

Not sure that you have ever finished your BS buddy🤣

Don't try telling that to Wrench. He seems to think that they all pull in 6 figure incomes. If you get into the industry side, there is more money that can be made. Depends on the markets. I work on the preregistration testing (e.g., determining if it is a risk to the environment, animal, and human health) for the Pharma industries and we typically get $500 to $700K for our testing. My brother works in the health care side (e.g., getting the Dr's on board to promote their drug) and the same Pharma client will spend $2 to $5mil.

I love our Sequoia but it has the limitations of an enclosed vehicle unlike a truck. I'm a big fan of Toyotas but really don't like the seating in theirs trucks. Maybe the newer Tundras are better but don't know.

JF #87 Summer flounder. For nearly 85% of the trip this fish was the only fish caught out of 15 to 16 anglers. Was the other flounder caught. I caught it on a 3 inch chartreuse Gulp swimming mullet and a white flashabou trailer about 18 inches behind a 3 oz weight. One guy did catch a sea robin for a total of three fish. Lots of crabs and horseshoe crabs were caught. Not a great trip.

I'm going to add the darter to the list. JF #86 Rainbow darter - female Turned out that the mystery minnow in the attached post may be a variation of Ozark minnows and not likely a different species. Since I already had an ozark minnow on the list this one will not be added.

Livie #71 (lifer) Summer flounder or Fluke, Paralichthys dentatus. Went on a 3 hr boat trip. Livie's was only the second flounder landed all day. Had a crappy slack tide with no water movement until the end of the trip. The captain decided to give us and extra 30 to 40 mins and Livie got it done during that overtime. I had rigged some rigs with white or green flashabou trailers. She had on the green trailer and a strip of flounder belly meat. She never caught a flounder before this year and this is her third flounder species this year. There is a species, the windowpane flounder that we may go for later this year up in NJ.

Nice Dave! We don't have spots out this way. didn't even try for one when were out your. Heck I still haven't caught a smallie here in MD. Hope to get that done this year.

Looks great but need details as to why it's Thai. Assuming a marinade but what's in it. Thanks

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam 75 stories above the street in an unfinished building having lunch. The Italian man opens his lunchbox and finds a piece of pizza. "If I have to eat pizza again for lunch I am going to jump off this beam to my death!" The Asian man opens his lunchbox and finds rice. "If I have to eat one more lunch of rice, I'm going to jump to my death!" The blonde man opens his lunchbox and finds a cheeseburger. "If I have to eat another cheeseburger for lunch, I'm going to also leap to my death!" The next day each man had the same lunches and all jumped and died on the street below. At the funeral the wife of the Italian and Asian men were crying saying that they could have prevented their husband's deaths if they had only known about the hatred of their lunches. They looked at the blonde man's wife and asked why she was not remorseful for the death of her husband. She said "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunches!"🤣

Sounds like.a great time! Love that kind of topwater action.

A young couple were invited to a Halloween costume party. The young man was dressed and ready to go. However the woman had a headache and told him to go on the party and she would stay home. After a hour her headache was gone. So she got dressed and headed to the party. When she got there she saw her husband dancing with several women. He was getting a little handsy and even getting kisses from his partners. Since he did not know what she was wearing, she decided to see how far he would go when she wasn't around. She easily cut in during the next dance. As before he was touching her all over and kissing her neck. She asked if he wanted more and he said yes. Since he was her husband she led him to a bedroom and they made passionate love. Afterwards she decided to leave the party to get home. She wanted to see what her husband would say when he got home. When he got there she asked if he enjoyed the party and if he danced at all or if the party got wild. No said her husband. I didn't dance at all. In fact I went into a backroom to play poker with Bob and Steve and a couple other guys. So I really can't say how good or wild the party was. I do know that the guy that I gave my costume to had a great night! 🤣

A young woman was waiting for the bus at a crowded bus stop. She was wearing a skin tight minidress. When the bus pulled up to the stop, she found that her dress was too tight and she could not lift her leg high enough to reach the step. She reached behind her and unzipped her dress a little to see if that would help. No she still could not reach the step. She unzipped a little more but again still not able to reach the step. Now she fully unzipped the zipper but again still could not reach the step. Suddenly the man behind her grabbed her around the waist and lifted her onto the bus steps. She was mortified and confronted the man. "How dare you touch me! I don't even know you!" The man replied, "Since you unzipped my zipper three times, I would have thought that we were friends!"🤣

We would love to have you out here. Just let us know when to expect you guys!

Last year they would grab the nearly ripened tomatoes and sit on the bird seed bench and eat them within sight of our kitchen😒. I haven't bought an airgun to shoot them. So I will have to talk with our neighbors to let us use the 22's this fall for population control.

These would be considered by ichthyologists as "super males" since they are so vibrant in their spawning colors. Learning about and catching these types of fish were the biggest reasons that got me into microfishing.

I understand the frustration. Especially on the skewed drive to fish ratio. You did catch some great looking rainbow darters! The SRB dace gets you one fish closer.

My dog loves nothing more than rolling in a pile of leaves. We call him Russell😅 Dad how much should I sell my dead batteries for? How about free of charge?!?🤣 Dad will there someday be restaurants on the moon? Yes the food might be good but they won't have any atmosphere. 🤣 Dad why can't I text when my fingers are cold?? Because you might have typothermia! 🤣

Maybe the squirrels will let have one or two of these guys.