Flysmallie

I had a delivery driver run into the back of a parked MoDOT truck south of STL. It had big flashing lights on it. He said he didn’t see it. Surprisingly it didn’t kill him.

As long as nobody gets hurt, I love the sound of this. Money in my pocket! And out of the insurance companies!! I got no use for totals though, that doesn’t help me. But I’m positive your kid will never be a good enough driver for you, no one would be. But at some point you can trust her or one of her dumb friends that she has to ride with.

I got a ticket for 90 in a 45 before I had a drivers license. My dad was so happy.

One of the first times we had the New Years Day event down there, old Leonard and I waded into the water at 8 degrees. You put your hands in the water to warm them up. We drank a lot of coffee that contained extra antifreeze.

I have a guy that lives down the street from me I call "The Russian". I actually have no idea where he is from, its probably not Russia, but he's a really good guy. His english is horrible. I rarely speak to him but when I do I mostly have no idea what he is saying. He's been here for over 20 years and it doesn't seem like not knowing english has held him back. He actually seems to be doing quite well.

Well call me rare then! 1999 0r 2000, LOZ, fishing out of PB2. It would have been around this time of the year because that's the only time of the year that we would fish LOZ. Paralleling a bluff. My dad, who was usually right behind me on the front deck, leans over and quietly tells me to not move real fast but when I get a second look up on the bluff. I looked up and in one really quick smooth motion with my left foot, put the trolling motor on high, turned it left, and tried to push the on button through the deck of the boat. Up on that bluff, just laying in the sun, is a lion. When I looked up it was looking down right at me. I couldn't get the boat away fast enough. It wasn't stalking us, it wasn't hunting us, it was laying in the sun and we just happened by. Now all of you can tell me that it's not what I saw. I've heard all kinds of BS of what I saw, but I know what I saw. It wasn't a bobcat. That's what everyone always says. If you get a bobcat and mountain lion confused you shouldn't be outside. I've came face to face with some pretty viscous creatures. The only thing that has ever attacked me is an owl.

Great job.

Same here. My wife and I will prepare most everything on our own including a smoked turkey and ham. The girls help but one in college and one coming from KC, they don't bring any sides. And the other has a toddler and one in the oven. She ain't no help. The wife's parents don't speak, but they will both bring a dessert that is mostly inedible. The rest are just freeloaders, and bums that can't be bothered to bring anything but will be the first to pack them up some leftovers to go. But I'm really thankful for the son in laws and boyfriend. They keep me in the proper frame of mind and keep me from telling any of the bums what I really think of them! LOL. Always a good time! I love it though. By the time we eat I will be so sick of food I won't even be able to eat. I"ll make room for pecan pie though!

He's an odd dude but he's pretty smart too.

Well the biggest investor in that is hanging out with DJT.

That is hilarious, or stupid, can't decide on which one.

Geez. It would probably be best to not catch them at all since you are so worried about them.

Are you kidding? It wasn’t just because. Look at them, they’re Facebook famous!! Absolutely no reason to kill that animal. Just another stupid redneck.

Perfect. I can buy you lunch or dinner whilst we negotiate the honey terms.

I would pay for a jar. I don't need anything for free but will gladly pay you for some.