Sasquatch spotted near Viola

[Quillback]

From the Bass Blaster email:

"I was out on the water by a little after 8 a.m. and decided to try one of the coves on the loop west of Viola. I was about 15 feet out from the shoreline when something made a large splash just a few feet from my boat. My first thought was a fish jumping, but it had too much of a 'kerplunk' sound to it.

> "Then within seconds I actually saw the second rock arc through the air and hit just a couple of feet of where the first one did. It was a little larger than a softball and it had come from far enough back into the brush and trees that it would have taken a champion shotput thrower to throw it that far.

> "...all of a sudden this huge hairy man-like thing reared up from apparently being crouched down in the brush. Judging by the fact that the 4-foot-tall bush only covered him from the waist down, he must have been close to 8 feet tall and built like a weightlifter. He was covered with dark brown hair over all of him I could see....

> "Then all of a sudden he let out with a screeching scream - that is the only way I can describe it - and reached over and grabbed a sapling that was at least 2-3 inches in diameter with both hands, shook it a few times and then snapped it like a dry twig. That's when I decided it was time to leave...."

[Mitch f]

Thank goodness the brush covered him from the waist down.....sheesh, that was close.

[dtrs5kprs]

I thought he lived in Schooner and Beardsley.

[Mitch f]

Last question, was he wearing a K State Jersey?

[tho1mas]

Did he have an umbrella?

[SplitG2]

Always with with K State jokes!!!!

He obviously wasn't wearing a KU jersey or he'd shaven his arms legs and chest while keeping his stylish man bun.

[MOPanfisher]

Did he have a fillet knife, and a cane pole rigged with a Ned.

[cheesemaster]

Did he look like this?

[vonreed]

That would defintely been a time it's a benefit to being a "Knifer" so I could have defended myself

[abkeenan]

I thought he lived in Schooner and Beardsley.

I pay him in Jack's Links jerky to patrol Beardsley and is yet another one of my creek defense systems. He must have gotten disoriented and washed upriver with all this rain. Gonna have to dock him a weeks beef snacks pay now the dumb fury animal.