You might be an OAF member?

[gitnby]

-If you think that getting a 'good buzz on' refers to fishing a skirted metal topwater bait........u might be an OAF member?

-If your favorite kind of rap is rip-rap...........u might be an OAF member?

-If you prefer a creek channel over the Playboy channel........................u might be an OAF member?

-If you're fishing with your wife or girlfriend and and you would rather get a keeper than to keep her..............u might be an OAF member?

-If you get suspenders for Christmas, and you hope they're Megabass, not something to hold your pants up........u might be an OAF member?

-If your definition of "tying one on" refers to a Whopper Plopper, and not a night on the town.......u might be an OAF member?

-If you would rather cast with your broken arm than get a cast put ON your broken arm......u might be an OAF member?

-If you refer to your private parts as your 'lower unit'................u might be an OAF member?

-If you think the term 'High BP' means the prices at Bass Pro....................u might be an OAF member?

-If you think 'a good BM' is the way to describe an exciting BassMasters Tournament.....................u might be an OAF member?

-If you see a button that says "I like Ike" and you immediately think of Mike Iaconelli, not DDE.............u might be an OAF member?

-If you hear the name Nixon, and you immediately think of Larry, not Richard or Jay...............u might be an OAF member?

-If you think that having a lot of old Warts is a GOOD thing.............................u might be an OAF member?

-If you think peer pressure is too many people fishing under a bridge.................u might be an OAF member?

-If you would rather get on plane than get on a plane.....................u might be an OAF member?

-If your rainsuit cost more than the suit you wore at your wedding..........................u might be an OAF member?

-If you think "Flip" Wilson was the guy who first used a 9' pole to get a lure into tight spots...................u might be an OAF member?

-If you thought Patsy Cline was Gary's Mom..............................u might be an OAF member?

-If your wife says you should trim down, and you think she's talking about the angle of your outboard.................u might be an OAF member?

-If you learned more about geography from fishing (Jimmy Houston, Kentucky Bass, Alabama rig, Carolina rig,Texas rig) than you learned in high school ....

 u might be an OAF member?

 

Let's hear some more!

[Alex Heitman]

Big big big fish! My favorite wart I told you. Get the net! By yourself.....fish breaks line when you try and lip him.....I told you he was a record dad and that wart cost $500 thanks while you are on the couch and its 37 and raining. -OAF member

[buckcreekmike]

If your idea of "baiting" only involves hooks and tackle, you may an OAF member. 

If you only like the big girls, you may be an OAF members. 

[crazy4fishin]

The term cat fishing really means cat fishing and not some internet term for "hot" girls luring lonely basement dwellers out for their money  

C4F

[dtrs5kprs]

If the only website your wife blocks on the computer is Tackle Warehouse...

If buying back to school clothes for the kids means splitting up your TW orders to get more free shirts...

[Mitch f]

If you're 1/64th Cherokee with Red Hair and refer to yourself as "Chief Grey Bear", you might be an OAF member!?

[gitnby]

If you're extremely interested in knowing the surface water temp in an area of the lake that you have never fished, and probably never will.................

If you open a PM from CHAMP188 BEFORE the one you got from Kate Upton..........................

If you go get the mail, and you grab the Cabela's catalog to take with you to the john instead of the one from Victoria's Secret............

[Fish24/7]

. . .if you use a step ladder while fishing out of a Ranger!

 

 

 

 

[Fish24/7]

 

...if you've ever slept in your truck at the ramp for 6 straight nights 

...if you have no idea how many logo's are on your jersey

...if you've ever paid $500 to fill up your boat on the lake

.....if you send Tackle Warehouse a Christmas card every year

[Guest]

If you modify all your tackle before the season,

If you paint all your lures for no reason,