Just funny stuff

[Al Agnew]

I learned very early in our marriage (now 38 years and going strong) to keep my mouth shut about things Mary does.  About a week into the marriage, she fixed fried chicken for supper.  She asked me how it tasted.  I said that it was good but Mom's chicken was better.  (Which was the truth, my mom made the best fried chicken I've ever tasted.)  Mary has not made us fried chicken since that day.  And brings it up about once a month.

[fishinwrench]

26 minutes ago, Al Agnew said:

I learned very early in our marriage (now 38 years and going strong) to keep my mouth shut about things Mary does.  About a week into the marriage, she fixed fried chicken for supper.  She asked me how it tasted.  I said that it was good but Mom's chicken was better.  (Which was the truth, my mom made the best fried chicken I've ever tasted.)  Mary has not made us fried chicken since that day.  And brings it up about once a month.

 I hate chicken alfredo, and my wife insists on making it about once a month.   

I should have told her early on that my sister, mom, or ex made it better.   Instead I lied (trying to be nice) and said it was fantastic 😟   So now I have to suffer through THAT as well as Period week. 😖

[Mitch f]

1 hour ago, Al Agnew said:

 And brings it up about once a month.

You’re a better man than me. 

[Mitch f]

I wouldn’t call this funny, but where else would I put it?? Victoria’s Secret is making a dramatic shift in their marketing approach. The are now hiring pink haired Lesbian Megan Rapino to replace the hot chicks in their catalog. Ugh 

I love to see these big companies ruin themselves.

 

[snagged in outlet 3]

10 hours ago, fishinwrench said:

 I hate chicken alfredo, and my wife insists on making it about once a month.   

I should have told her early on that my sister, mom, or ex made it better.   Instead I lied (trying to be nice) and said it was fantastic 😟   So now I have to suffer through THAT as well as Period week. 😖

I make Alfredo sauce for my wife but I don’t really like it.  She conveniently forgets that every time she wants it.  

[Johnsfolly]

With Father's day coming 

Why did the Dad's joke cross the road 🤔?

To get to the other Sigh! 🤣

[Mitch f]

16 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said:

With Father's day coming 

Why did the Dad's joke cross the road 🤔?

To get to the other Sigh! 🤣

Wow, that’s……that’s………never mind. 🤪

[DADAKOTA]

2/3 of a pun.   PU

[Mitch f]

[Johnsfolly]

A man was rushed to the hospital where they find 23 plastic horses stuck in his rectum. The Dr reports his condition as stable. 🤣