Al Agnew Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 I learned very early in our marriage (now 38 years and going strong) to keep my mouth shut about things Mary does. About a week into the marriage, she fixed fried chicken for supper. She asked me how it tasted. I said that it was good but Mom's chicken was better. (Which was the truth, my mom made the best fried chicken I've ever tasted.) Mary has not made us fried chicken since that day. And brings it up about once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishinwrench Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 26 minutes ago, Al Agnew said: I learned very early in our marriage (now 38 years and going strong) to keep my mouth shut about things Mary does. About a week into the marriage, she fixed fried chicken for supper. She asked me how it tasted. I said that it was good but Mom's chicken was better. (Which was the truth, my mom made the best fried chicken I've ever tasted.) Mary has not made us fried chicken since that day. And brings it up about once a month. I hate chicken alfredo, and my wife insists on making it about once a month. I should have told her early on that my sister, mom, or ex made it better. Instead I lied (trying to be nice) and said it was fantastic 😟 So now I have to suffer through THAT as well as Period week. 😖 snagged in outlet 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Al Agnew said: And brings it up about once a month. You’re a better man than me. "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 I wouldn’t call this funny, but where else would I put it?? Victoria’s Secret is making a dramatic shift in their marketing approach. The are now hiring pink haired Lesbian Megan Rapino to replace the hot chicks in their catalog. Ugh I love to see these big companies ruin themselves. tho1mas 1 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snagged in outlet 3 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 10 hours ago, fishinwrench said: I hate chicken alfredo, and my wife insists on making it about once a month. I should have told her early on that my sister, mom, or ex made it better. Instead I lied (trying to be nice) and said it was fantastic 😟 So now I have to suffer through THAT as well as Period week. 😖 I make Alfredo sauce for my wife but I don’t really like it. She conveniently forgets that every time she wants it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 With Father's day coming Why did the Dad's joke cross the road 🤔? To get to the other Sigh! 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 16 minutes ago, Johnsfolly said: With Father's day coming Why did the Dad's joke cross the road 🤔? To get to the other Sigh! 🤣 Wow, that’s……that’s………never mind. 🤪 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DADAKOTA Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 2/3 of a pun. PU Mitch f 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch f Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 BilletHead, fshndoug and Johnsfolly 3 "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnsfolly Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 A man was rushed to the hospital where they find 23 plastic horses stuck in his rectum. The Dr reports his condition as stable. 🤣 BilletHead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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